My obsession with Judaism is concerning

[Imran Siddiqui]

Compromise.


C

[Naked Gents Rut]

There's no such thing as a j00ish girl with tits above B-cup, FACT.

You need to get out more, dude. I know an American/Israeli girl with huge ones.

[duke o' york]

Choose wisely because converting requires a snip-snip if you aren't already circumcised.
I wager you lose interest.

Bang fat titted Jew girls while acting like you are a Jew even if you're not.

But if you manage to get so far, then there's always a way for them to find out you're not one of them.

[Naked Gents Rut]

But if you manage to get so far, then there's always a way for them to find out you're not one of them.

Only in Europe. American men still get rid of that AIDS collector.

[duke o' york]

Yes, but only by voting for Obama to replace him.

[Nikolai]

You will become a messianic jew.

[Solomwi]

How do you convert to something you already are?

Sheesh, Imran, haven't you been paying attention at all? Only Ben and the Pope are true Catholics. Everybody else is either misguided or pretending to be Catholic.

[Ben Kenobi]

Sheesh, Imran, haven't you been paying attention at all? Only Ben and the Pope are true Catholics. Everybody else is either misguided or pretending to be Catholic.

Was a slight gibe at hera.

[Slaughtermeyer]

You will become a messianic jew.

There's a very interesting debate between an Orthodox rabbi and a Messianic Jew that can be seen online.

Real Player version:

http://www.soundwaves2000.com/rammaker.asp?id=129&d=2-25-07

Windows Media version:

http://www.sidroth.org/asx/sn3-3-07.asx

[Az]

The truth

No, he's just getting Hera's hopes up. There's no such thing as a j00ish girl with tits above B-cup, FACT.

lol you don't know anything and are dumb.


Hera, being a Jew basically means being a winner and chilling all day - having sex with beautiful women, being rich and moving all of humanity forward.. if you really pay attention you'll see that all of the hottest stars, are either Jewish themselves, or are sleeping with Jews.

Jewish guys look smooth, and are usually a mix of various european and middle eastern stuff, which all the ladies LOVE - although it varies, and basically, you can look whatever you want to, you can be a buff strong "israeli warrior" styled hero, or the skinny smart type like that guy from Chromeo! It doesn't matter though, once you convert, you immediately acquire certain facial features, and this tortured yet strong "We've been through anything, we can do this" look - yeah, chick dig that as well, but remember: with great power comes great responsibility. Personality-wise, jewish guys are very chill, intellectual, and although sometimes neurotic, they also have this more masculine side, being real men much more manlier than the most dumb regular jock, who are compensating with overt violence over a deficiency in the trouser department. Btw, your penis becomes bigger when you convert.

Jewish girls are hot, with nice asses and mostly big tits - and when they're small, they're cute and perky, and you basically want to lick them all the time. Yum, I am actually thinking of it right now. The faces usually look sassy and smart, which is great, especially as you watch the transformation of the sassy face to the blushing face to the O-face. And when they are asleep it's also hot. Personality-wise jewesses are awesome, have lots of opinions, and are generally much more interesting to talk to. You can take them to the museum or an art gallery, so you are all like enjoying art and stimulating your aesthetical senses, 5 minutes later your banging her in the toilet! how hot is that? then you eat icecream and watch family guy!They know a lot about a lot, and like to show it off. And if you are a couple in love, they are really giving it all in the relationship. later on in life, they're awesome mothers, who encourage their kids to be high achievers, and nurture them into being self confident, chill, young jewish guys and girls.


Basically, if you don't go on being a jew youre dumb. it's like not joining a winning team, like refusing to join the beatles or queen or whatever.

[Sirotnikov]

Az

[Q Classic]

I'll admit, I wouldn't mind finding some nice Jewish doctor or academic to settle down with.

[VetLegion]

I have to inform you that letting Croatia join EU and NATO is a prerequisite for being Jewish.

[Heresson]

Don't convert, man. Being a Jew in Europe is no fun.

Still much much better than being an Arab in zionist controlled territories.

[Lefty Scaevola]

What do you guys think it will be?

You will try to circumcise yourself, bleed badly, try to stop the bleeding with strip of cloth, then stagger out onto the balcony of pyramid shaped building in front of a crowed while holding you junk and the bloody cloths, chant something unintelligible, be surprised by a rainstorm out of nowhere, and found a Neo Mayan religious cult,