Get Rich With Obama and Banana

[OneFootInTheGrave]

What are the chances US president-elect Barack Obama will utter the words "banana," "Angela Merkel," or swear during his inaugural speech?

Little to none, according to Swedish online betting site Betsson.

The site has listed the odds of Obama using certain words during his inaugural address on January 20, with "banana" and (German Chancellor) "Angela Merkel" given 1,000-to-1.00 odds on Thursday.

for 10$ you get 10000$

is there a better investment to make in these days of economic uncertainty?

[Tattila the Hun]

Heh, a shady speechwriter could make some dough, and nobody would notice...

[OneFootInTheGrave]

In these days of economic uncertainty, we will be extending banana (pause)... excuse me... tax relief to hardest hit citizens of the USA.

10k USD in the bank

[BeBMan]

The banana now in touch with the most powerful leader on the planet? It's a conspiracy

[SlowwHand]

I'll laugh heartily when he says, "Angela Merkel and I were discussing philosophies over a banana split, damn that was a good banana split".

[Tuberski]

How much would Banangela Merkel be worth?

ACK!

[Ben Kenobi]

I'd like a little cream today. That Merkel could always **** my banana.

[rah]

It would have been hilarious if at the end of his speech he'd pause and then look up and say.
"For those that bet the long shot, Banana, Angela Merkel, fellatio." Let some brothers win a few bucks.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Did he say it?! Did he say it?!!

[Riesstiu IV]

Any bets on when Obama will declare Islam the official religion of America?

[duke o' york]

Obama? Aw damn, I voted banana in that poll.

[Alinestra Covelia]

I'll laugh heartily when he says, "Angela Merkel and I were discussing philosophies over a banana split, damn that **** was a good banana split".

Edited to include the swearing, for added bonus It also rhymes!

[BeBMan]

Any bets on when Obama will declare Islam the official religion of America?

Yeah, and official firing salutes will not be done by guns, but by detonating suicide bombers from now on

[duke o' york]

Edited to include the swearing, for added bonus It also rhymes!

Damn counts as swearing in Texas.

Nice new avatar.

[OneFootInTheGrave]

Yeah, and official firing salutes will not be done by guns, but by detonating republican bombers from now on

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