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  • #46
    Originally posted by David Floyd


    You mean, like this?
    perhaps a little larger brother?
    Hi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rah

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    • #47
      I like those kind of jokes, here's my favourite:

      Three guys, an Australian, a Kiwi (New Zealander) and an Irishman, were driving out in the desert, when suddenly the car broke down.

      They had no choice but to walk. The Australian removed the water from the water tank in case he got thirsty. The Kiwi took the umbrella for shade. The Irishman took the car door.

      The Australian and the Kiwi both looked at each other in confusion, they asked the Irishman why he is taking the car door.

      The Irishman said, in case it gets hot, I can wind the window down.
      be free

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      • #48
        Originally posted by FrostyBoy
        I like those kind of jokes, here's my favourite:

        Three guys, an Australian, a Kiwi (New Zealander) and an Irishman, were driving out in the desert, when suddenly the car broke down.

        They had no choice but to walk. The Australian removed the water from the water tank in case he got thirsty. The Kiwi took the umbrella for shade. The Irishman took the car door.

        The Australian and the Kiwi both looked at each other in confusion, they asked the Irishman why he is taking the car door.

        The Irishman said, in case it gets hot, I can wind the window down.
        Hi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rah

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        • #49
          perhaps a little larger brother?
          Heard that before, have you?
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          • #50
            Originally posted by David Floyd


            Heard that before, have you?
            Sure have, then I tell whoever is down south to suckle the morning dew, blowing a horn for revelry is a freakin figure of speech
            Hi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rah

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            • #51
              could be she just wants him to not have to pay for laundry so he would have extra cash to pick up a check or buy her things. Now if she insists on handwashing his unmentionables first one would think what he is doing out of them in the first place or she is in love
              When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
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              • #52
                But, as said, he isn't necessarily buying her things.
                “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Grandpa Troll
                  Now, the lights come on and the guy sees he has just had a time with his sister
                  I wanted to say something about this but I can't remember what. Would have been something polemical.

                  (And yes, I did just say "pole". Grow up )
                  "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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                  • #54
                    *snicker*

                    Pole.
                    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                    • #55
                      Re: Strange behavior of new gf

                      Originally posted by DanielXY
                      (as I have to go to a washing salon and pay for washing normaly)
                      ??? Move to a WG.

                      Other than that, she's ergreifing Besitz of you, run away or strike back.

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Grandpa Troll
                        Now, the lights come on and the guy sees he has just had a time with his sister
                        Freaky story, GT. I'm sure that there's a future for you in Japanese anime.

                        A better story would be that he sees he just had a time with his brother.
                        I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by DanS


                          Freaky story, GT. I'm sure that there's a future for you in Japanese anime.

                          A better story would be that he sees he just had a time with his brother.
                          Thanks
                          Hi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rah

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                          • #58
                            I did have a conversation with my brother about that.

                            It was about why people freak out at the thought of their parents having sex.

                            I think it went something like this:

                            1. Your parents are both related to you.
                            2. You naturally reject blood relatives from any sexual relations, especially when you're raised with them as a family.
                            3. You perceive your mother and your father to be relatives.

                            So that may be why people have a hard time even thinking about their parents having sex. It's a natural extension of the familial relationship.

                            ...

                            And from what I gather, once a man and a woman get into a family, sex is usually the last thing on their minds. (After they've picked the kids' mess up, and quietened the screaming baby, and cleaned up the puke stains from the rug, and weathered one too many tantrums... )
                            "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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                            • #59
                              Thx for all the replys guys

                              Here is the update...

                              Over xMas I usually visit my parents... so she asked me if she could come there too (she doesnt have any contact with her own family anymore) and explained she really would love being at a family thing and so on... I hesitated a little but well what the heck why not I thought... So I brought her with me...
                              As Im not sooo close to my family I expected it to be the usuall rather polite thing... but well my gf broke the ice real quick and now my parents kinda love her (nicest gf I ever brought over and so on... well I rarly ever bring gfs to my parents ).. "Call us Mum and Dad" ... whut? :O Dunno maybe that wasnt a good idea if I dont really want to spent more time with my family

                              As DF pointed out she is indeed insecure, thinks she is fat but is not (well rather usuall in my expierience) and such. I think she is verrry pretty and everyone else I introduced her to keeps congratulating me on her (my friends are like, wtf where did you get her??)... So its a beautiful girl that has some issues... past relationships werent any good either and such..
                              Sex? No problem, we got plenty.. nothing to complain there for sure... She can read me like a book (well not that hard with men I suppose) and does whatever I want when I want it...

                              For the part about not getting emmotionally involved... too late for that Im afraid

                              Ah and for the age, she is 25.

                              Still feels a little strange... I know trouble is comming my way sooner or later... but for now Im happy

                              cheers guys and happy new year ^^
                              If its no fun why do it? Dance like noone is watching...

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                              • #60
                                Don't expect trouble, or else you'll start creating it where none would exist otherwise. It sounds like things are going great, and congratulations.

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