Strange behavior of new gf ;)

[Grandpa Troll]

Re: Re: Re: Strange behavior of new gf

Originally posted by onodera


DanielXY, you should still check your GF for penile features, no matter what Solver is trying to hide from you.

and this does what to detract from her being too sweet??

[Theben]

It detracts from the "her" part.

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Theben
It detracts from the "her" part.

I will offer this:

A man meets an anonymous sexual partner in a Hotel room, they have they best sex ever,ever! The encounter involves oral,anal,missionary,roleplay and lasts more than 10 full minutes .

Now, the lights come on and the guy sees he has just had a time with his sister, now, the sex was still the best they ever experienced but, much like a man caught driving a Chevrolet instead of a Ford, he is now ashamed he got caught driving it home


My point Theben:

If in his mind, this is a her and "her" comes across as a female in almost all ways, why is it a problem if both enjoy it?


Just sharing....................

[Lazerus]

*shudder* just plain wrong GT

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Lazerus
*shudder* just plain wrong GT

Rather like the analogy of the windshield and the bug

If your the bug then you go splat all over the view of ones face

If your the windshield then you save yourself from a mess and win the head on competition.

[David Floyd]

There's another, real simple possibility that no one has mentioned, and that I think is most likely.

Like most women, this girl is insecure. She has probably had a number of ****ty relationships, had men use her for sex, she's probably been cheated on, etc., and so she is trying to buy your affection because she likes you (or just hates being alone).

If this is the case, you've got it easy in the short-term and really tough in the long-term. Until she gets over her insecurity issues - and odds are she's depressed and unhappy, too - your future with her is gonna be ****ty. Trust me, I've been there. On the other hand, you can continue to let her buy you whatever she wants, take you out, do your laundry, and sleep with you. This may sound like a dick move, but let's face it - this is what she wants. If you decide you really like her, and tell her that, and also tell her she doesn't need to do all of this stuff for you, she's gonna take it the wrong way because she isn't prepared to accept a positive opinion about herself.

So, I say either dump her immediately, or stay in the relationship, understanding that it's probably going nowhere, but at least it'll be fun. Either way, DO NOT GET EMOTIONALLY INVOLVED!!!!!

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by David Floyd
There's another, real simple possibility that no one has mentioned, and that I think is most likely.

Like most women, this girl is insecure. She has probably had a number of ****ty relationships, had men use her for sex, she's probably been cheated on, etc., and so she is trying to buy your affection because she likes you (or just hates being alone).

If this is the case, you've got it easy in the short-term and really tough in the long-term. Until she gets over her insecurity issues - and odds are she's depressed and unhappy, too - your future with her is gonna be ****ty. Trust me, I've been there. On the other hand, you can continue to let her buy you whatever she wants, take you out, do your laundry, and sleep with you. This may sound like a dick move, but let's face it - this is what she wants. If you decide you really like her, and tell her that, and also tell her she doesn't need to do all of this stuff for you, she's gonna take it the wrong way because she isn't prepared to accept a positive opinion about herself.

So, I say either dump her immediately, or stay in the relationship, understanding that it's probably going nowhere, but at least it'll be fun. Either way, DO NOT GET EMOTIONALLY INVOLVED!!!!!

You aint kiddin Bro

Watch your six DanielXY

[FrostyBoy]

No David, its simple, she's ugly, she's probably never had a boyfriend before and she's all excited about having one, so she's doing all the fairytale bull**** that she thinks lovers are supposed to do.

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by FrostyBoy
No David, its simple, she's ugly, she's probably never had a boyfriend before and she's all excited about having one, so she's doing all the fairytale bull**** that she thinks lovers are supposed to do.

I didnt hear that mentioned

But for real, if she is, man, she probably got one of the cleanest and fastest rdes on the lot tight turning and can spin around on a dime

[Imran Siddiqui]

Wow, Frosty being real classy today... she probably does has low self-esteem... however it could still end well, just be a bit more annoying in getting there. Just keep your eyes up.

[David Floyd]

No David, its simple, she's ugly, she's probably never had a boyfriend before and she's all excited about having one, so she's doing all the fairytale bull**** that she thinks lovers are supposed to do.

Could be. But that begs the question, why's Daniel dating an ugly chick? Sleeping with one, I can understand. We've all done it. But date one? No.

[Combat Ingrid]

Maybe both of them have low self-esteem

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by David Floyd


Could be. But that begs the question, why's Daniel dating an ugly chick? Sleeping with one, I can understand. We've all done it. But date one? No.

Ok David, got it, and here it is

Similiar to the three men who died in a car wreck, went to Heaven, were met by St Peter.

St Peter said in heaven, we only have one rule:

NO STEPPING ON DUCKS

They all seperate and agree to meet up once a week to hare what they have experienced.

First week ends and they meet up and one of the guys is handcuffed to an ugly,overweight and smelly broad.

He said he accidently stepped on a duck.

The next week all meet again and the second guy, same deal..stepped on a duck

Well, the next week all meet but this time the third guy is handcuffed to a penthouse model, long legs, beautiful breasts and sultry voice.

The first two guys looked at each other, and then at the wildabeasts they were adjoined to.

They looked at the third and asked what the heck happened. he just shrugged his shoulders, stated he was walking along and then she was there..~poof~

They looked at the hot model and asked her if she knew what happened, she said.."well, I was walking along and then one of those damned ducks got under my feet and I stepped on it....."



Maybe she isnt the ugly one ...........................

[FrostyBoy]

Then they can both be goths and live unhappily ever after.

[David Floyd]

Then they can both be goths and live unhappily ever after.

You mean, like this?