Strange behavior of new gf ;)

[-Jrabbit]

Two weeks? No cause for confusion or paranoia.

Sounds like she really likes you, and she's likely just got a nurturing nature. Tell her how much you appreciate what she does. Let her know that you wish you could afford to contribute more. Soon, you'll be having sex with her.

[Lancer]

He should marry her first.

[-Jrabbit]

Well, personally, I'm pro-choice on that topic. None of my business.

[Kuciwalker]

Originally posted by -Jrabbit
Two weeks? No cause for confusion or paranoia.

Sounds like she really likes you, and she's likely just got a nurturing nature. Tell her how much you appreciate what she does. Let her know that you wish you could afford to contribute more. Soon, you'll be having sex with her.

She wants to do his laundry but she's not already sleeping with him? I'd be very surprised...

[FrostyBoy]

My bet is that she's ugly and will do anything for a boyfriend.

[Zkribbler]

Chorus:
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

Chorus

A pretty woman makes her husband look small,
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her, then she starts,
To do the things that will break his heart.

But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life.
An ugly woman cooks meals all the time,
She'll always give you peace of mind.

Chorus

Don't let your friends say you have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway.
Her face is ugly, her eyes don't match.
Take it from me, she's a better catch.

Chorus

Say, man?
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, and she's sure is ugly. Ha!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright.
Unfortunately, she has acne.
That's a shame, baby.
Yeah, baby.

[FrostyBoy]

You can marry a pretty girl, just don't treat her as if she is pretty.

[Zkribbler]

We go out to a party somewhere
The moment we walk in the door
People stop and everybody stares
She don't know what they're staring for

She don't know she's beautiful
(never crossed her mind)
She don't know she's beautiful
(no shes not that kind)
She dont know shes beautiful
Though time and time i've told her so

There she goes just walking down the street
And someone lets a whistle out
A girl like her she just can't see
What the fuss is all about

And she don't know she's beautiful
(never crossed her mind)
She don't know she's beautiful
(no shes not that kind)
She dont know shes beautiful
Though time and time i've told her so

Mornin' comes and her hairs all a mess
That's when she thinks she looks her worst
It's times like this she dont know why
I can't take my eyes off her

And she don't know she's beautiful
(never crossed her mind)
She don't know she's beautiful
(no shes not that kind)
She dont know shes beautiful
Though time and time i've told her

She don't know she's beautiful
(never crossed her mind)
She don't know she's beautiful
(no shes not that kind)
She dont know shes beautiful
Though time and time i've told her

She don't know she's beautiful
(never crossed her mind)
She don't know she's beautiful
(no shes not that kind)
She dont know shes beautiful
Though time and time i've told her

[Theben]

Sounds okay so far. Now if you notice her turning up the TV when you think you've heard some screams coming from under the floorboards... that may be cause for concern.

[Tuberski]

It puts the lotion on the skin.

ACK!

[Alinestra Covelia]

Originally posted by Dis
she is out to steal your laundry

Only your banana hammocks.

[onodera]

Re: Strange behavior of new gf

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[Blaupanzer]

Re: Re: Strange behavior of new gf

Originally posted by onodera
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Brilliant. Made my day, and this is Christmas. For each of us, if we can't laugh at ourselves, then we are taking things too seriously.

To the OP, your new gf is a bit of a nester. This should only be a problem if you want to "play the field." Otherwise, you've lucked into a good thing. Go along, see what happens. Life is a journey, not a destination (see my sig).

[Deity Dude]

Unless she is ugly or annoying I don't see the problem. You've got a girlfriend who buys you drinks and does your laundry and you are upset? I can think of a lot worse things in life (unless of course you aren't attracted to her, in which case it really doesn't matter what she buys or how much laundry she does).

Merry Christmas.

[onodera]

Re: Re: Strange behavior of new gf

Originally posted by onodera
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DanielXY, you should still check your GF for penile features, no matter what Solver is trying to hide from you.