What can I talk to about with a hot art history major?

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by Sirotnikov
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chicks dig it when they're teased and made fun of. just make sure you have a good feel for where the line is.
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Fat jokes are ALWAYS out.

I remember once a girl friend of mine came up angry as hell. A car pulled up to where she was standing and honked so she'd move out of the way. "Why couldn't he just drive around?!" she fumed.
"Maybe he didn't think he had enough gas," I replied.
Yow!! There were no good-night kisses for Zkribbler that night.

[Elok]

You think?

[Sirotnikov]

ROFLMAO

Fat jokes are good if you are not grotesque but very easy on the point.

[Thoth]

Originally posted by Zkribbler


Fat jokes are ALWAYS out.

I remember once a girl friend of mine came up angry as hell. A car pulled up to where she was standing and honked so she'd move out of the way. "Why couldn't he just drive around?!" she fumed.
"Maybe he didn't think he had enough gas," I replied.
Yow!! There were no good-night kisses for Zkribbler that night.

ROTFL

That tops my standard answer to the question "Honey, do you think I'm fat?"


"Yes, dear."

[DRoseDARs]

Ask her how many months along in her pregnancy she is. Chicks dig ironic fat jokes.

[SpencerH]

Molly Bloom is the person to solve your problem vis a vis art history. OTOH, now that I think on it, with his suggestions you may attract unwanted attention.

[RGBVideo]

it doesn't matter how smart you are

Originally posted by Felch
Just don't wind up being a platonic friend. That's no good at all.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ladder_theory

[Heraclitus]

Thanks for the advice so far guys... the friend trap has been a big problem for me in the past, I've improved recently (past year) but its still just to tempting to turn off the social robot and just be me around the girls I really like.

I agree that kino early is very important, so going for the kiss is a must.


Please keep this stuff coming.

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by Heraclitus
Thanks for the advice so far guys... I agree that the friend trap has been a big problem for me in the past

This is the number one mistake that men make.

In order to avoid it you're going to have to take drastic action. Here are some suggestions:

1) Remind her continually that you are a man. One of the best ways to do this is to engage in typically male behaviour like farting, sweating, watching sports, shaving, not shaving etc. It might also be good to remind her that you are anatomically male. As you are European I assume you own a large selection of Speedos. Wear them around her. If you are too "inadequate" for this to drive the point home, feel free to use prosthetics to enhance the effect

2) She must know that you are not just male, but also a heterosexual male. Make comments about what you would like to do to other girls you see on the street, in restaurants, etc. Invite her to touch your genitals and see how aroused you are by these other women, which leads us to:

3) Make her jealous. Now that she knows that you are a virile male of the same species (hmmm...perhaps I should make that point 0) she will want to mate with you. Unfortunately, society has placed all sorts of unproductive thoughts in most women's heads about love and commitment. Luckily you can short-circuit these barriers by promoting the fear in her mind that unless she allows you vaginal (or at least oral!) relief she will lose you to another female. Leave the business cards of local prostitutes lying around the apartment when she is about to come over. If she uses your computer be sure to bookmark a few Craigslist ads which make it appear that you are trawling for anonymous sex via the internet.

With these simple steps you can almost assure yourself success. Cheers, and good luck.

[MikeH]

Just tell her that you weren't sure what to say to her so you asked a bunch of posters on a web forum dedicated to turn based strategy games for advice.

[Elok]

Originally posted by MikeH
Just tell her that you weren't sure what to say to her so you asked a bunch of posters on a web forum dedicated to turn based strategy games for advice.

I advocate researching sensitive guy>fake tears and going for a groper rush. But then I'm a n00b at this game.

[OzzyKP]

Originally posted by Zkribbler


Fat jokes are ALWAYS out.

I remember once a girl friend of mine came up angry as hell. A car pulled up to where she was standing and honked so she'd move out of the way. "Why couldn't he just drive around?!" she fumed.
"Maybe he didn't think he had enough gas," I replied.
Yow!! There were no good-night kisses for Zkribbler that night.

[DirtyMartini]

NGR is correct, chicks dig a-holes.

More specifically, they dig confidence, which -- judging by the fact that you're asking for advice here -- you lack. Work on that.

[Naked Gents Rut]

It's social rank they dig; confidence is just a by-product of that. You need to act like you're better than them and don't really give a **** about whether they're into you or not.

[Imran Siddiqui]