How has Obama made your life better?

[Ben Kenobi]

Today I got a chocolate cone at the Mickey D's on my way from work, instead of a Vanilla one.

It tasted pretty good. Thank you Obama!

[OzzyKP]

My girlfriend was put in a great mood by the election.

I got laid. Thank you Obama!

[Zkribbler]

After watching America's middle class stagnate for three and a half decades, I now have hope that like under FDR, Truman, Ike and JFK, their standard of living will again begin to rise. Thank you, Obama!

[Lancer]

I'm going to get a big fat check from some rich fat bastard. Money for nothing!

Thank you Obama!

[Naked Gents Rut]

Apparently there were fireworks and gunshots on the streets of Harlem last night thanks to Obama.

I got home too late to enjoy them, though.

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by Naked Gents Rut
Apparently there were fireworks and gunshots on the streets of Harlem last night thanks to Obama.

Pish posh! It's Harlem for cryin' out loud. There's gunfire every night.

[Darius871]

Originally posted by OzzyKP
My girlfriend was put in a great mood by the election.

I got laid. Thank you Obama!

How predictable...

Originally posted by Darius871
Damn, it'll be pretty easy to get laid tonight. All the ladies will be leaving wet spots on their seats after listening to Barack's acceptance speech.

http://apolyton.net/forums/showthrea...94#post5456594

[Naked Gents Rut]

Pish posh! It's Harlem for cryin' out loud. There's gunfire every night.

I never would've believed you were a racist before this, Zkrib...

[Zkribbler]

"There's some areas of New York, I'd advise the Third Reich not to try and invade." Humphrey Bogart inCasablaca.

[Japher]

I can now say "I'm not racist, we have a black president" before every racist joke I tell and feel good about myself.

[Bosh]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schadenfreude

[MarkG]

I'm more thankful for McCain and Sarah Palin, they had lots of good material for the Daily Show all these months

[chequita guevara]

We made a new friend last night because of the election and she might help me land a several thousand dollar contract.

[BeBMan]

Re: How has Obama made your life better?

Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
Thank you Obama!

First miracle of the One

[Blaupanzer]

I have more hope for the future then I can remember. May be let down eventually, but it feels good now. And ... things may just get better. The repubs have lied to me for years (and I have reason to be certain), and I have been very frustrated. Maybe some new folks in the halls of power will help that out. Who knows?