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Well shoot, that sounds like a mighty fine idea right there.Originally posted by Asher
If I get elected, I will liberate Texas and allow it to be fully independent."I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
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"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the MooniniteComment
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Everybody wins.Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous
Well shoot, that sounds like a mighty fine idea right there.
"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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Well, it is National Punctuation Day ...<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.Comment
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That's the first thing that will go if the twins win.
It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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I believe it's thoroughly unethical for a candidate in this election to also be running the election. Again, I say, this smacks of anti-semitism.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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No, as I said before it's not anti-semitism, it's simply abuse of power. Deal with it. Welcome to the real world.
But I do promise not to edit the final poll. YOU HAVE MY WORD ON IT
It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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I don't think we can trust rah. He's part of the Apolyton Establishment, the old boys club.
I vote that I be in charge of the election."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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I thought it was determined that we can't trust anybody. All of us politicians are liars and just basically the scum of the earth. Or are you claiming to be "THE ONE" that we have been waiting for that will change all and make poly a paradise.
It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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I'd just like to come out and admit that I am, in fact, a pathological liar, but that I only lie to hurt myself. And since this is an open and public election, truth will hurt me more than lies. So for the sake of my own personal masochism, I'm going to be honest with all of you. Thus, you can trust me to run the election. And you should vote for me, too.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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Bah! A candidate unwilling to use the modern alphabet can't be trusted to lead in these modern times!Originally posted by Traianvs
Hey I was first with that!
Its about you and justice, not yov and ivstice!
If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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I'm not a politician, I'm just running for office.Originally posted by rah
I thought it was determined that we can't trust anybody. All of us politicians are liars and just basically the scum of the earth. Or are you claiming to be "THE ONE" that we have been waiting for that will change all and make poly a paradise.
"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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Few will be citizens, I can promise that.Originally posted by notyoueither
I'll support you, GePap, on condition that:
1. US citizenship will be abolished. We are citizens of the world and the world is our constituency.
2. Football becomes the National Passtime. The Beckham kind, not the Owens kind.
This is no time for games!
3. Texas is outlawed.
Our position on Texas will never be so lenient.
4. A Marine brigade is deployed to Hans Island. They will immidiately evict any Danish cheese factrories found there.
This can be achieved without significant manpower - through absurd use of firepower.
We don't debrief terrorist - we defenester them5. Anyone connected to senior management of an investment bank be sent to Gitmo for debriefing. These are the real terrorists who have struck a mortal blow to the heart of our system.
If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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*defenestrateClick here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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/me adds Lorizael to spell nazi list
If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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