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  • #31
    Bulls don't have nuts.

    or is that a steer?
    Monkey!!!

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    • #32
      How do they make little bulls then?

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      • #33
        Nm, steer don't have nuts. Poor, yummy creatures.
        Monkey!!!

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski
          Tony Lamas?? i like Justins Nice boot and some u can wear for everyday events, and not look like a total hick
          I wanna look like a total hick!
          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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          • #35
            Good on you Slowwie!

            Now we just need to get Winston to volunteer going over Niagara Falls in a barrel...
            Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Comrade Snuggles


              I wanna look like a total hick!
              LOL, Yeah but with a justin u can get a lace up cow hide and they are cool looking, or u can get a pull up, hell have slowy go all out and get ya the george strait line of justins
              When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
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              • #37
                Originally posted by MOBIUS
                Good on you Slowwie!

                Now we just need to get Winston to volunteer going over Niagara Falls in a barrel...
                Better to get Sloww to ride a barrel.
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                • #38
                  Nice

                  Don't listen to these people, you should go for it. In fact, you shouldn't be too worried about it. Go hard, go with bad intentions. That's the best way to get it done anyway, if you keep thinking about all the ways to hurt yourself, then that will probably happen anyway. No, best to go with your brain in kill mode.

                  I don't see why your age woudl be a biggie, unless you're in bad shape for your age, but you aren't so it'll be good. I don't know much about riding a bull, but I'd be thinking about my back if I fall, and then not to be trampled. I guess that might be enough, to not break your back and not get trampled.

                  And I wouldn't be too worried about getting trampled. I imagine falling off from that beast, I'm sure I'm running away from it as fast as possible anyway, instincts. Main thingie would be not to hurt my back, so I can escape and back is pretty important anyway. Then agian I know nothing about riding a bull.

                  I'd say go with a badass attitude and it'll go well
                  In da butt.
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                  • #39
                    Be sure to leave a donation to the sperm bank first though. You never know when it will be needed.
                    "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Pekka
                      I'd say go with a badass attitude and it'll go well
                      That, and be sure to bring along a Colt .45 just in case the bull has a badass attitude too.
                      "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Comrade Snuggles
                        I wanna look like a total hick!
                        It's too bad we never got a picture of you @ the picnic where I met Mandy. The hat, the shirt, with a beer in one hand and a cob of corn in the other...
                        I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                        I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski


                          LOL, Yeah but with a justin u can get a lace up cow hide and they are cool looking, or u can get a pull up, hell have slowy go all out and get ya the george strait line of justins
                          I want boots made from gator hide, but I'll take what the man gives me. For all the crap I give him, he's a good soul.
                          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Theben


                            It's too bad we never got a picture of you @ the picnic where I met Mandy. The hat, the shirt, with a beer in one hand and a cob of corn in the other...
                            Such a picture exists.
                            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                            • #44
                              I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                              I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                              • #45
                                I might be wrong. Dunno who has it.
                                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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