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I approve of Summer. 
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This is reminds me of Pink Panther movies.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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I was just thinking that. When the buttler is always hiding from him and attacking him! Was his name kato? IIRC.
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Yes, to keep him sharp, and Kato's timing is perfect.Originally posted by Tiamat
I was just thinking that. When the buttler is always hiding from him and attacking him! Was his name kato? IIRC.
I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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Originally posted by SlowwHand
It's not like I'm totally virgin to animals.
Well, I guess you're ready for that bull to **** you
up.
Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
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Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
One more turn .... One more turn .... | WWTSD
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Thus can always be a new Tom and jerry cartoon with slow being Tom and the bull being jerry this way we all know who is gonna win, and who is gonna get the crap smacked out of himDon't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've been shot down. Summer and Zack brought Tommy over today. Summer spent most of the first part of the visit talking with my mom. I went outside to smoke with Zack. I asked him, did Summer tell you about her visit yesterday? "Oh, yeah. She told me. Yep. Sure did."
"Well, what did she say, Zack? Don't lie to me."
He kind of coughs and looks around. "Most of it was just low grumbling, but I did catch the word 'fool' a couple of times."
"Fool?"
Yes, sir. That, I heard plainly."
"Did she tell you she dropped the ottoman on me?"
"Uuuuh, yes. Yes, she did."
"Did she secretly think it funny that she dropped it on me the second time, after I rolled over?"
"No. I don't think so. That got you an idiot. She was particularyly put out that you gave her another opportunity."
"So, you find it unlikely that she'll cool off?"
"Oh, David. I don't see that happening. Not soon anyway. She's really worried, and pissed off. I don't think you could complete the ride, break the bull and ride it around the arena while doing a handstand and have her change her mind."
So, I've been...bullied, as it were. I'm going to forfeit the entrance fee and just forget it. It's not worth it.
I told her fine. Hell. You win. It took a bit, but she started treating me nicer. Wouldn't have taken much to be some nicer.
Now, I'm thinking maybe parachuting. I saw that mentioned in the thread. Don't tell her. I can't let her know.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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She's made at you 'cause your stupidly risking the life of her father!!Originally posted by SlowwHand
You have to understand. Summer has always done what I've told her. She makes jokes about saying, "I'm not going to do it", as she started to do it. Just token rebellion. This is my nintendo buddy, for gawd's sake.
Now, she's dropping furniture on me. She's getting to be more and more like her mother.
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And you were gonna be my hero.
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Pathetic, Sloww!I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891Comment
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I am, with a real Texan daughter.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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If you want to do something really dangerous, run in Texas as a Democrat.Originally posted by SlowwHand
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Now, I'm thinking maybe parachuting. I saw that mentioned in the thread. Don't tell her. I can't let her know.
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