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Originally posted by Comrade Snuggles
The only heavens that exist are the ones we create in our heads.
The only heavens that exist are the ones we create in our heads.
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You mean, like the glorious Workers' Paradise of Communism? -
No, I'm thinking more "A world without Denmark"
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"Something is rotten because of the state of Denmark," I think that Shakespeare quote went?B♭3Comment
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So we won't need to defraud Wal-Marts of iPods, because they'll give 'em away for free up there?Originally posted by David Floyd
I agree, that's sort of my whole point. From what I was taught about heaven, all of the stuff we argue about is going to be irrelevent.Comment
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Does that include people who never had jobs here on Earth?Originally posted by David Floyd
people will have jobs in heaven - that's somewhat implied in the Bible,
You know, if you start telling people that you're going to seriously diminish the number of believers."I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!Comment
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Your relatives call you up and pray for you over the phone? Have you been sacrificing puppies to Cthulu again?Originally posted by Heraclitus
Yes, but can we block all those annoying prayer phone calls from our relatives?
"I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!Comment
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Incorrect. No one in heaven will want communism and unions. What sense would they make when no work is needed?Don't think you're getting it. Presumably, you won't want to, as heaven is the definition of perfection. Communism/unions have no place in heaven, because no one will want either.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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Some how with people like Bush up there I'm gonna want communism.Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
Incorrect. No one in heaven will want communism and unions. What sense would they make when no work is needed?
I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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Apparently in libertarian heaven there are sweatshops filled with non-christians from the middle east and asia who make stuff for $.02 a day. And prison labor.I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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Why?Some how with people like Bush up there I'm gonna want communism.
You can't take it with you Kid.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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You mean atheists? If they don't believe in God, why would they even want to be in heaven? They'd be happier in the sweatshops.Apparently in libertarian heaven there are sweatshops filled with non-christians from the middle east and asia who make stuff for $.02 a day. And prison labor.
Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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Communism also means some people (or allmighty beings) won't have a lot of power over others.Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
Why?
You can't take it with you Kid.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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Not all non-christians are athiests, Ben. And most of those people probably don't lik eworking in sweatashops.I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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What's heaven like?
Well, given that there are no Jews, Muslims, atheists or gays, the only thing preventing it from being the KKK's wet dream is the blacks.
Tells you something, huh?Only feebs vote.Comment
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Which is rather pointless in heaven no? If there is a heaven then Communism is wrong.Communism also means some people (or allmighty beings) won't have a lot of power over others.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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