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  • #61
    Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
    Anyone who knows me even in passing acqaintance would know Sunday morning was a good time, but then, so would most crooks.
    Major suckage dude, that is bad news.

    So, if you were an atheist, you would have been OK?

    Still at least you can forgive the burglars and wonder why it is that God is testing you.
    Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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    • #62
      Major suckage dude, that is bad news.
      Thanks for your concern.

      Still at least you can forgive the burglars and wonder why it is that God is testing you.
      Not until they've repented and returned the laptop. As for the second point, I'm hoping I passed the test.
      Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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      • #63
        Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
        As for the second point, I'm hoping I passed the test.
        I'm not sure, given the title of the thread...

        I think you should really work on your feelings towards the burglars. Once you forgive them unreservedly you can move on. You may even find it a cathartic and enlightening experience...

        Perhaps that is the test that God wants you to pass?

        Unless you believe in the Vengeful God type of Christianity...
        Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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        • #64
          Maybe God took your laptop.
          “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
          "Capitalism ho!"

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          • #65
            Why would God take a laptop? Record keeping?
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #66
              Random porn testing.
              "In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion

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              • #67
                Originally posted by SlowwHand
                Why would God take a laptop? Record keeping?
                You dare to question God's actions!
                “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                "Capitalism ho!"

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                • #68
                  He said not to steal. You're saying this is a case of do as I say, not as I do?

                  I doubt it. Nice try, DaShi.
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #69
                    Re: Laptop theives should be drawn and quartered and dimed

                    Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
                    I wish I could string up the thieves right now.

                    How Christian of you.
                    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                    • #70
                      sorry about that, Ben, i hope the thieves get caught one way or the other.
                      Order of the Fly

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                      • #71
                        How Christian of you.
                        I'm sorry I'm not perfect like you. Don't see any reason to pretend I feel otherwise.
                        Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                        "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                        2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by Ben Kenobi


                          I'm sorry I'm not perfect like you. Don't see any reason to pretend I feel otherwise.
                          touche
                          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by SlowwHand
                            He said not to steal. You're saying this is a case of do as I say, not as I do?

                            I doubt it. Nice try, DaShi.
                            He also said not to kill, and God has killed a ton of folks. God is God and doesn't have to follow the rules set down for mortals, such as y'all. Frankly, it looks like you're bitin' for a smitin'.
                            “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                            "Capitalism ho!"

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                            • #74
                              Bitin' for a smitin'. Good one.
                              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                              • #75
                                Sorry to hear that, Ben.

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