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  • #16
    Originally posted by rmsharpe
    It's better on this side; I can say what I want without it being a "troll."
    Incorrect, it's still trolling here, you're just not banned.
    APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTO

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Perfection
      Incorrect, it's still trolling here, you're just not banned.
      Just so we are all straight on this.
      No matter where you go, there you are. - Buckaroo Banzai
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      • #18
        MrFun isn't
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        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
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        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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        • #19
          (rimshot)

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          • #20
            He spoke Aramaic.
            That's only what they would have you believe. I'm telling you this table is guaranteed made by Christ himself! The inscription confirms it.
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            • #21
              Ben: I'll trade you my genuine-Jesus-fishstick for your table.

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              • #22
                Jesus Pan is pretty cool:



                But let's stray from the topic.

                JESUS: Where's his caprentry now?
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                • #23
                  It ascended into heaven with Him. I understand there's a very nice coffee table with the Book of Life resting on it as a conversation piece.
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                  • #24
                    See, the thing is, none of Jesus' carpentry is around anymore because it got eaten by a giant rat.

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                    • #25
                      He made a great desk with the wood of the Tree of Knowledge, no more apples for Adam from that tree!
                      No matter where you go, there you are. - Buckaroo Banzai
                      "I played it [Civilization] for three months and then realised I hadn't done any work. In the end, I had to delete all the saved files and smash the CD." Iain Banks, author

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                      • #26
                        Bookshelves woulda been a more appropriate use.
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                        • #27
                          Fishsticks rot. Jesus tables do not.
                          Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                          "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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                          • #28
                            Re: Jesus tables and chairs.

                            Originally posted by Perfection
                            Jesus was like a carpenter right, so shouldn't there like be awesome Jesus chairs and tables out there?
                            No. He was a rabbi.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
                              Fishsticks rot. Jesus tables do not.
                              But where are these tables?
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                              • #30
                                Nazareth, your famous son should have stayed a great unknown
                                Like his father carving wood He'd have made good.
                                Tables, chairs, and oaken chests would have suited Jesus best.
                                He'd have caused nobody harm; no one alarm.
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