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    Jesus was like a carpenter right, so shouldn't there like be awesome Jesus chairs and tables out there?
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    Romans probably burned them or something.

    also reason for recent CFC ban? length?

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    • #3
      Originally posted by AAHZ
      Romans probably burned them or something.
      Wouldn't they like be totally friggin' awesome though? So like the emporer would like sit on it or somefin'?

      Originally posted by AAHZ
      also reason for recent CFC ban? length?
      No ban, I just dump any thread idea that wouldn't fly on CFC on Apolyton
      Originally posted by AAHZ
      also derby.
      I have bowler. They're they same thing.
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      • #4
        They never said he was a good carpenter.
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        • #5
          This is true, but what kind of son of God is a crapass carpenter?
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          • #6
            Re: Jesus tables and chairs.

            Originally posted by Perfection
            Jesus was like a carpenter right, so shouldn't there like be awesome Jesus chairs and tables out there?
            What do you think the crucifix was made out of?
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            • #7
              yeah, but isn't that just two chunks of wood nailed together?
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Perfection
                yeah, but isn't that just two chunks of wood nailed together?
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                • #9
                  This is true, but what kind of son of God is a crapass carpenter?


                  I have to tell you I have had the fortune of coming across an *authentic* table set actually crafted by Jesus! I bought it from an old Syrian fellow who was hawking the table in the local bazaar. I don't suppose he recognised what he actually held, but he was willing to sell me it for 140 euros, which is a total ripoff, since he would have accepted 100 USD. Why are all the Muslims biased against Europe? Old grudges from Vienna?

                  Anyways, I'll be nice to you and sell you the table for only 200 USD, twice what I paid for it since it's an authetic table made by Christ himself.
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                  • #10
                    I bet it says 'Made in Sweden' underneath.
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                    • #11
                      Actually it says 'Caveat Emptor'.

                      Jesus, of course would use the language he was most fluent in, Latin.
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                      • #12
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                        • #13
                          They would probably bleed on certain holy days and stain your clothes.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
                            Actually it says 'Caveat Emptor'.

                            Jesus, of course would use the language he was most fluent in, Latin.
                            ?

                            He spoke Aramaic.

                            And wasn't his father a carpenter, not JC himself?
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by germanos
                              And wasn't his father a carpenter, not JC himself?
                              JC was one as well until he suddenly realized he was Son of God.
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