It's official, I'm a Moron

[chequita guevara]

I'm supposed to give a presentation in Ann Arbor this weekend, but because of the shellacking my ex-boss gave my finances, I had to decline, cuz I couldn't spend the money.

Well, one of the comrades up there just happened to have round trip bus tickets from Clearwater to Ann Arbor he wasn't going to use. He sent them over night to me.

I knew if I set them down, I'd forget where they were, so I kept them in my pocket.

They fell out . . . somewhere . . . that isn't my apartment.

And Greyhound doesn't replace lost or stolen tickets.

[LordShiva]

Do you support Mitt Romney now?

[chequita guevara]

yes

[SlowwHand]

I would rather get beat with a stick than ride a bus that far. I rode one from Dallas to about 60 miles west of St. Louis. I was ready to get out and walk. Count yourself fortunate.

[chequita guevara]

I found them.

They were under my chair.

[-Jrabbit]

My bus adventure was Chicago to Sioux City, back in the early 90s.
Brutal.

I ate the return ticket and flew home.

[Japher]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara
I found them.

They were under my chair.

Well... at least now it is REALLY official.

[SlowwHand]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara
I found them.

They were under my chair.

[chequita guevara]

Taking Greyhound cross country is always fun. One time the guy who sat next to me was released from prison that day, and was going to Tennessee to look for his brother whom no one had heard from in over a year.

Another guy on another trip told me of his plans on how to rob a bank without facing serious time.

[SlowwHand]

Robbinng a bank is one of the better crimes to do. If you get caught, federal. Hey, you might get away, though.
A little bank, maybe in Montana. One that eveyone within 60 miles uses.

[Japher]

Naw, you'd have more of a chance getting away with robbing a Wendy's or an Arby's... at least around here.

[ZEE]

p. good thread title actually.

[MarkG]

I read "Mormon" the first time

[Ben Kenobi]

Taking Greyhound cross country is always fun. One time the guy who sat next to me was released from prison that day, and was going to Tennessee to look for his brother whom no one had heard from in over a year.

Another guy on another trip told me of his plans on how to rob a bank without facing serious time.

My bus adventure was 3 days to Texas, there and back. I'd do it again in a heartbeat. It was a great way to see parts of the country that you'd never see otherwise.

I was lucky I traded lunches with one of my seatmate. Nice guy, worked in a factory in Redding.

Another guy was real big into gold, buying it selling it. I got the 2 hour spiel from him about gold as an investment.

[Apocalypse]

I took a 36/38 hour trip back and forth from Houston to New York. On the way back I sat to a hot 29 year old chick with a huge rack from Canada and we messed around quite a bit.