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  • How would you define your religious/philosophical beliefs?

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    I own a neopet, hence I am a Neoplatonist.
    3.57%
    1
    I smoke Meth, hence I am a Methodist.
    3.57%
    1
    I enjoy reading "Calvin and Hobbes", hence I am a Calvinist.
    10.71%
    3
    I like the feel of satin cloth, hence I am a Satanist.
    0.00%
    0
    I'm a very creative individual, hence I am a Creationist
    3.57%
    1
    I believe in science over superstition, hence I am a Scientologist.
    10.71%
    3
    I enjoy rap music, hence I am a Rapist.
    14.29%
    4
    Old Order Amish
    0.00%
    0
    Jew for Jesus
    0.00%
    0
    Esoteric Hitlerist
    7.14%
    2
    Other - Christian, Jewish, Muslim, Hindu, etc.
    10.71%
    3
    Plantainite
    7.14%
    2
    48inch Pizzalogist
    28.57%
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  • #2
    I AM

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    • #3
      Scientology is teh one true faith.

      Ari Rahikkala
      THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
      AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
      AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
      DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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      • #4
        Invalid polls

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Kuciwalker
          Invalid polls
          not true, look more carefully.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
            not true, look more carefully.
            Plantains, while similar to bananas, are most certainly not identical to them.
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            • #7
              PlantainITE! Riesstiu speaks truly.
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #8
                Originally posted by LordShiva
                Scientology is teh one true faith.

                Ari Rahikkala
                Seriously, I don't understand what Ari has against science. Explain yourself immediately Ari. I will take any lack of response to be a sign of your submission to my superior intellect and debating skills.

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                • #9
                  Uh oh.
                  Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                  "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                  • #10
                    Invalid polls.
                    Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                    "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by SlowwHand
                      PlantainITE! Riesstiu speaks truly.
                      This is going to be a Holy War, I know it...
                      “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                      - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                      • #12
                        Plantains for Peace
                        I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                        I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                        • #13
                          "I enjoy rap music, hence I am a Rapist."??? Ough. Seriously, get some taste.
                          Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
                          I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
                          Also active on WePlayCiv.

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                          • #14
                            I thought that was quite good actually. It is getting silly when people are even afraid of saying the word "rape"...oooh, there, I said it...
                            Speaking of Erith:

                            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                            • #15
                              I don't think rape should be made fun of, that's all. It's a gruesome thing.
                              Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
                              I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
                              Also active on WePlayCiv.

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