poll.

I own a neopet, hence I am a Neoplatonist.
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3.57%
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1
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I smoke Meth, hence I am a Methodist.
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3.57%
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1
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I enjoy reading "Calvin and Hobbes", hence I am a Calvinist.
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10.71%
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3
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I like the feel of satin cloth, hence I am a Satanist.
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0.00%
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0
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I'm a very creative individual, hence I am a Creationist
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3.57%
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1
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I believe in science over superstition, hence I am a Scientologist.
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10.71%
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3
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I enjoy rap music, hence I am a Rapist.
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14.29%
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4
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Old Order Amish
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0.00%
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0
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Jew for Jesus
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0.00%
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0
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Esoteric Hitlerist
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7.14%
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2
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Other - Christian, Jewish, Muslim, Hindu, etc.
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10.71%
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3
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Plantainite
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7.14%
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2
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48inch Pizzalogist
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28.57%
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8
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