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  • #31
    Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
    What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?

    A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven!
    Oooh, now that is tasteless and insensitive!

    I like it
    Speaking of Erith:

    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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    • #32
      Depends what the toppings are on the pizza...?
      Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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      • #33
        What about cookies?
        I'm consitently stupid- Japher
        I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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        • #34
          Shouldn't there be some real religions on that list?
          “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
          "Capitalism ho!"

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          • #35
            Esoteric Hitlerism is a real religion.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
              What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?

              A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven!
              Also, only teh pizza can have pepperoni.
              THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
              AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
              AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
              DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
                Esoteric Hitlerism is a real religion.
                There's only one real religion. :wiglaf:
                “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                "Capitalism ho!"

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                • #38
                  The body of God!

                  If you don't like reality, change it! me
                  "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
                  "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
                  "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                    Oooh, now that is tasteless and insensitive!

                    I like it
                    Yeah, it's the one I was thinking of.
                    1011 1100
                    Pyrebound--a free online serial fantasy novel

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by GePap
                      The body of God!

                      Mmm, Mmm, that's good Savior!
                      “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                      "Capitalism ho!"

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Riesstiu IV


                        Seriously, I don't understand what Ari has against science. Explain yourself immediately Ari. I will take any lack of response to be a sign of your submission to my superior intellect and debating skills.
                        I now declare a moral and theological victory over Ari, who is so awed by my brilliant rhetoric he is unable to respond in any meaningful manner.

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                        • #42
                          In the same way as a drunkard ranting against his ex girlfriend while lying alone in his filthy cellar can declare a victory of sorts...
                          "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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                          • #43
                            I'll have you know that I take good care of my cellar.

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                            • #44
                              Careful! You'll have Austrian women chasing after you and writing you love letters before long!
                              "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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                              • #45
                                I wonder what Austrian love letters read like?

                                "Dear X

                                I find zat you are very efficient und acceptable as a consort. I would like to bear your progeny and procreate zee master race for Austria. Please meet me at a Jewish cemetery so we make concentrate our love by urinating on graves. HEIL LOVE!!!

                                Sincerely, Helga von ÜberScheiße."

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