A girl - EEK!

[Theben]

So have you boned her yet? If not (and why not), stick to the important "no handcuffs" rule for a 1st date.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

I don't think "boned" could be an accurate description, given the revelation of Pekka's new-found "sub" zeal.

My bet is that she's got vaseline up to the elbow and Pekka's her meat puppet.

[Theben]

I just want to make sure his manhood doesn't end up in a jar on her trophy shelf.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Pekka and the new girl
sitting in a tree
F-i-s-t-i-n-g

[Pekka]

Laz,

Thanks mate, gave me the best image of the day so far

[Chemical Ollie]

LOL @ thread.

Sorry to hear about your mental collapse/burnout Pekka!

But things seems to have straightened up, and more for you. I hope this time, the girl doesn't have cold hands. And yes, Papa needs a spanking!

I haven't been on very active on ´Poly recently, got myself a son (papa´s boy), been working hard to fix my damaged house, played 30 gigs with the Swedish premiere of "Tarzan" the Disney Musical and worked like 10 hours overtime every week. So I know what "burn-out" means. But I've made it so far, and now it can only get better.

[Pekka]

CO, thanks mate.

Things have straightened up really well. Now I'm only dirt poor, but other stuff is picking up. Work is going excellent, and I got few praises yesterday

But the girl... oh my... I'm falling for her. She said she's falling for me, that she has never felt this way for a man before and she really really has a huge big time crush on me and that she could easily fall in love with me. It felt really really reaaaaaaaaaally good! Because that's how I feel as well.

So she'll be my companion, my love and my fantasy. Oh, she has a surprise for me, I mean we both have surprise for each other but this one might be fantasy related I know, maybe I'll get spanked. I've been very naughty after all. She has a corset and stilettos and stuff like that, so who knows, I might get served, I might be owned. Then again, I am a bad boy.

I mean come on, I even told about her to my mom.

[Provost Harrison]

That's nice for you, but we really didn't need to know that much

[Pekka]

Well, today she just told me, that she thinks I'm the man of her life, and that she has thought some time this. Also, that she is falling in love with me. And that she's definitely mine, and that she is completely and totally mine. I guess that's it boys, I think I am officially spoken for, and it's all good In fact, I fancy her quite a lot, I've been extra bad lately, so a spanking is in order. Or perhaps I need one of them gimpy masks. It's like, I don't sexually get aroused by gimp suits, but that's just too weird and funny at the same time, that hey. Gimp me up! I already lost my ability to speak and traded it with the ability to drool a lot. * HHh_ -hhh_H- hh-h drool Heh.he-hh-h--hh--- -Oink oink Hhh--'

[Provost Harrison]

So what the hell are you damn well waiting for? I wish opportunities threw themselves at me like this...damn!

[Imran Siddiqui]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
So what the hell are you damn well waiting for? I wish opportunities threw themselves at me like this...damn!

I mean really... either you are making all this up, or you are useless as a man. Kiss her at the very least!

[MattBowron]

cue James Brown: "papa's got a brand new bag"

seriously though pekka, congratulations,

now if only i could find a girlfriend...

[Pekka]

what do you mean what am i waiting for? i'm taken.

[Theben]

[Lorizael]

Well, Pekka, we're going to miss you. I hope you've taken the necessary precautions.