Wedding gift suggestions

[Ben Kenobi]

Get them an outside swing. That would work just as well without the ick factor.

[Theben]

I now regret clicking that link. Not only is that 'model' total skank material, but the last picture looks like she either got too excited or forgot her tampons... :barf:

[Alinestra Covelia]

Haha, now you know never to follow any link I post!

One time in class I was chatting online with another law student sitting across the classroom from me, and making jokes and other irreverent remarks. The prof was talking about the Constitutional limits of trade laws and she said that when the trade is "entirely internal" to a state then theoretically the federal government must yield to the state's laws, not vice versa. Although the Commerce Clause reserves the right for the federal government to regulate interstate activity, in theory it's powerless to affect trade that's all internal to a state.

Without thinking about it, I typed "allinternal dot com... lol" in the chat window.

When I realized what I'd done I had to immediately send another email saying "err... you prolly shouldn't open that in class".

My friend said "Yeah, Allie, I generally never open any URL from you in class!" ^_^

[Addled Platypus]

what would you get them for X-mas ???

[Alinestra Covelia]

Originally posted by Addled Platypus
what would you get them for X-mas ???

I was thinking edible underwear but now I'm not so sure.

[Alinestra Covelia]

Update: my bro's wife left the house for a week. While she was away, he snuck out and bought an XBox360.

[Riesstiu IV]

What a nice surprise gift for his wife.

[Alinestra Covelia]

Two (very late) updates.

1. My mom asked me what happened with the bedroom swing idea. I told her that it got ditched and I got him something more normal instead. My mom then said "Oh, that's good. But if you were going ahead with the idea anyway, then I'd suggest you get one of those swings that comes with its own frame, and not one of the ones that hangs from the ceiling, because then you'll just be putting two people's weight on the ceiling and that is dangerous."

And I said "...!"

2. My brother called me up last weekend and told me that he was going to send me something and asked for my street address. After I told him, he said I should prepare a crane to lift it.

I don't know what it could possibly be. My two closest guesses are either a baby, or a piano. Or even a baby grand piano.

[BlackCat]

Sounds like you haven't been in your mothers hobby room lately

[self biased]

ball gags are fashionable and practical.

[Theben]

AC got out-ACed by her mum.

[Alinestra Covelia]

AC got out-ACed by her mum.

AC's mom > AC