He's still pissed off about the STd rate and teen pregnancy rate in Texas. Mostly his pissed off someone noted it.
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Over the past week I've bought 12 dozen eggs at the supermarket and not ONE of them was coloured nicely. The closest thing to a flashy pattern on them were the time stamps.
Call this Easter, hrmmph!
I'm going back for more in the morning, must be bad luck..
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Yeah Easter sucked.
I stared walls. Great fun, if you're into staring walls. And just like Christmas dinner, here's yet another dinner I won't be having at all. Whopee.In da butt.
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I only got one chocolate egg from a housemate. Only one! I'm the freeking Starchild, everyone I know should have given me chocolate eggs.Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard Dawkins
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I had a great Easter, roast beef dinner with mashed potatoes and roasted broccoli rab at the girlfriend's place with her parents. I brought an apple-cranberry pie with vanilla ice cream to great applause. Watched "Hot Fuzz" because g/f's parents hadn't seen it yet and generally great time.
But now I'm at work. So now it's been messed up
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- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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I visited my Vegetarian friends, which was interesting.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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They seemed to have a profound grudge against squash.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!
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I have something to say about the "traditional patriarchal" Easter situation. Yesterday I got up at 6:30am to prepare a leg of lamb, I then got ready for church, put the lamb in the oven and went to church. 3 hours later I came home, took the lamb out, and continued cooking for the next hour until the meal was finally ready. Then, after 20 minutes, I got up from the table and cleaned the kitchen (no small task) and proceeded to make a cake. A couple hours later, I took said cake to my parents where my mother had just finished cooking dinner and after dinner I cleaned her kitchen which was 100 times harder than mine.
I freakin' worked all day! Next holiday I am taking a vacation!
In response to the OP, it's no wonder your dad's girlfriend was pissed.In the beginning the Universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. - Douglas Adams
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