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He should be my henchman. I've had a much longer career of being called a bigot here on Poly.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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Just be a good capitalist.Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez DávilaComment
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As a kid, my seventh uncle was sick of being near-last in line when the family doled out the rice from the rice cooker. (He was 7th out of 9 kids for my grandparents.)
One day he stood next to the rice cooker with his penis out of his pants. When the parents asked him what the hell he was doing, he responded "Peeing in the rice cooker!"
Everybody else was way grossed out and they refused to eat the rice. Uncle #7 got all the rice to himself, which he happily ate.
Later on he did indeed confess that he never actually peed into the rice cooker.
I dunno whether that's evil. But it's certainly mischievous. More importantly, I found it very funny.
If you're going to do evil things try to verge towards "funny evil". Or maybe even EV-LOL."lol internet" ~ AAHZComment
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Evil is not funny.Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez DávilaComment
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Mini-Me would disagree... and then bite you in the crotch.
The rest of the forum would then fall over laughing.
QED
"lol internet" ~ AAHZComment
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That reminds me of a story a friend told me. His little brother would always get him in trouble by crying to their mother. Now my friend wasn't always nice to his little brother, but the mother always sided with the younger one. So one day my friend said to him, "Pull down your pants." To avoid a beating, the little brother did adding, "You're going to get in trouble." My friend then pulled down his pants and proceded to pee onto his little brother's pants. "Pull them back up." He did, and my friend let him go. His little brother then immediately ran to his mother screaming, "He peed in my pants!" Of course, this time the mother didn't believe him.
“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
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He'd have to have a good twin in an alternate universe first.Originally posted by Tattila the Hun
Grow a goatee.
Invest in sweatshop industries in 3rd world countries. Make sure they employ child labor and have few if any safety measures in place.I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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Evil is hot.Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez DávilaComment
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DanS the communist with a goatee.Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez DávilaComment
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What happened to the classics, like stealing candy from babies?
Also, take money from tip jars and the homeless. And if you go to a restaurant that asks you to rate the service, always give the service staff a terrible review, even if they were great.If you don't like reality, change it! me
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"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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Win!Originally posted by Heraclitus
Just be a good capitalist.
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Go to church, but only to steal money from the collection plate.
Your evilosity will increase rapidly."lol internet" ~ AAHZComment
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Originally posted by DaShi
That reminds me of a story a friend told me. His little brother would always get him in trouble by crying to their mother. Now my friend wasn't always nice to his little brother, but the mother always sided with the younger one. So one day my friend said to him, "Pull down your pants." To avoid a beating, the little brother did adding, "You're going to get in trouble." My friend then pulled down his pants and proceded to pee onto his little brother's pants. "Pull them back up." He did, and my friend let him go. His little brother then immediately ran to his mother screaming, "He peed in my pants!" Of course, this time the mother didn't believe him.
WTF?
DanS: be sure to get a cool henchman.
Solomwi is very wise. - Imran SiddiquiComment
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Odd. There are various labels I can think of that one could apply to you. Bigot is not one that occurred to me.
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The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.Comment
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