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Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.
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Originally posted by Patroklos
That leaves you the Black Sea (Turkey, a US ally), The Arctic (Norway, a US ally), and the Bearing Sea (Alaska is the US). Please tell me the last time a US recon plane buzzed your warships and flew multiple thousands of miles out of there way to do so.
Have we surrounded your country with our military installations? Do we attack independent countries at will? You think we are too suspicious about your "friendly" intentions when you place your radars (which will see our territory up to Ural) and counter-missiles near our borders?
Face it - you are agressors. The greatest agressors of the modern era
You mean when we go to the ports of allied/friendly countries on their invitation/agreement? Yeah I can totally see how that is the same as going out of our way to be provocative (well, provocative if you were not a laughing stock).
But I totally bet those Bears were on their way somewhere else and just HAPPENED to fly over US warships. They most definetly didn't turn right around and head home apparently having found what they were looking for, NO SIR!
Hell, why not?
You see America has these things called allies. These are people who are our friends to such a degree we make defense a common cause. And they do this without us having to occupy them against their will or murder their politicians. I know I know, very alien to you Ruskies but amazingly that is how the rest of the world works. Go figure :shrug:
And again, what possible reason could you have to be doing this? We don't even do this to Iran, we certainly don't do this to you.
You realize you guys are barely a blip on the radar to the US military right?Last edited by Serb; February 12, 2008, 17:29.
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Great, a whole country like an uppity, spoiled teenager. With nukes.Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.
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Originally posted by Serb
You mean US of A?Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.
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YesOriginally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.
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Russian code talk.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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I think you all are missing the point. We need to Buzz something Russian with something.
I'm saying a B-1B over the Kremlin.
EDIT: Maybe not. A Tu-95MS has no way of harming a ship, save flying near the deck and shooting it's rear 23mm guns at it.
So we need something moar appropriate. Like a B-36 Flyover.Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.
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Originally posted by Lonestar
I think you all are missing the point. We need to Buzz something Russian with something.
I'm saying a B-1B over the Kremlin.
EDIT: Maybe not. A Tu-95MS has no way of harming a ship, save flying near the deck and shooting it's rear 23mm guns at it.
So we need something moar appropriate. Like a B-36 Flyover.
However the plane's payload can vary according to mission. The plane can carry up to 12 tons of bombs. Besides, if much smaller planes like Su-27/Su-33 can carry Sunburn missiles, I see no truble in equiping a much larger plane with that kind of anti-ship missiles. Considering that air-launched variant of sunburn weights less than 4 000 kg, Tu-95 can carry 2-3 such missiles.
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Hell just send that German kid who took off from Germany in a two seater, flew over the border into East Germany and then calmly made his way over half an evil commie empire to set down in Red Square.
It was a stealth piper cub or some such I'm sure.Long time member @ Apolyton
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Originally posted by Lancer
Hell just send that German kid who took off from Germany in a two seater, flew over the border into East Germany and then calmly made his way over half an evil commie empire to set down in Red Square.
It was a stealth piper cub or some such I'm sure.Last edited by Serb; February 12, 2008, 21:29.
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