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  • #16
    Originally posted by Kuciwalker
    My dad was Jewish, not my mom.
    What is he now?
    I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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    • #17
      Re: Why are you not Jewish?

      Originally posted by lord of the mark
      Actually, I have NOT been contemplating that, dont need to know, and dont care. So dont answer.


      Id rather know, how does toast interact with your religious-ethnic heritage/position.

      Like I love me some rye toast with melted butter more than a toasted bagel. Bagels should be eaten fresh, of course.
      I think I don't have a religious ehno thingy, and I just eat white bread toast with regular butter. Oh, also I am WASP.


      (And that is also why I'm not Jewish.... and why I don't eat bagels)

      I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
      - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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      • #18
        I couldn't pass the entrance exam.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
          I couldn't pass the entrance exam.

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          • #20
            Converting to secular judaism would be awesome. It's the whole "believing in God" part that is problematic.
            "Remember, there's good stuff in American culture, too. It's just that by "good stuff" we mean "attacking the French," and Germany's been doing that for ages now, so, well, where does that leave us?" - Elok

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            • #21
              On a related note (double post), Jewish cuisine = awesome. A world without lox is not a world a want to be a part of.
              "Remember, there's good stuff in American culture, too. It's just that by "good stuff" we mean "attacking the French," and Germany's been doing that for ages now, so, well, where does that leave us?" - Elok

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              • #22
                I think that toast need to be perfected by the sweet love of butter... like Jews with the sweet love of Jesus.

                :run away:
                bleh

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                • #23
                  Because I can't bring it over me to worship a golden calf.

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                  • #24
                    Because I'm of the Tribe of Ephraim. Thus, I'm not of the Tribe of Judah.

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                    • #25
                      I'd rather be a Joo
                      Blah

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                      • #26
                        I'm a bit Jewish, my paternal grandmother was jewish.
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                        • #27
                          I'm quite attached to my prepuce, like a wide range of shellfish and pork products, and don't believe in superstitions.


                          On the other hand, I relish chicken soup with noodles and latkes, blintzes, Sephardi cuisine, et cetera.


                          Oh, and for centuries our family has been Irish and Roman Catholic, so that kinda gets in the way of having any Jewish forebears on the mammele's side.
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                          • #28
                            Why has this thread remained open while the Jedi/Tibetan Monk/(whatever the third spam thread was) were closed down? Is this just one more case of Poly's shadowy but influential Israeli lobby at work?
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                            • #29
                              Yup, it's Solver.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Elok
                                Why has this thread remained open while the Jedi/Tibetan Monk/(whatever the third spam thread was) were closed down? Is this just one more case of Poly's shadowy but influential Israeli lobby at work?
                                It's the Joo Communist Bankers that rule the world.
                                I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                                - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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