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Originally posted by TheStinger
I don't remember anything about popes and cardinals and inquisitions in the bible
I don't remember anything about popes and cardinals and inquisitions in the bible
What’s your point?
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I do remember the massacring of the priests of Bhall and stoning of homosexuals, adulteress in the bible.
What’s your point?Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
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My point was that as Barnabas said he thought Orthodox and catholic churches were the only ones that could claim to be the church that Jesus founded, I wanted to point out just a few of things that the catholics have that are not that prominent int he new testamentOriginally posted by Heraclitus
I do remember the massacring of the priests of Bhall and stoning of homosexuals, adulteress in the bible.
What’s your point?
Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
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I don't remember John the Baptist sprinkling water on Babies heads either.
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Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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How old are you?!Originally posted by Tuberski
I don't remember John the Baptist sprinkling water on Babies heads either.
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I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett KavanaughComment
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I'm not Jewish because I like bacon and eggs and don't like fencing palestinian people into a small area without food, fuel or water.
Plus I hate basketball.
Anyway, William Shatner is Jewish, which pretty much rules it out on taste grounds.
Only feebs vote.Comment
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Why? The hardships kept us honest.Originally posted by Barnabas
That if the orthodox were the real religion, then God wouldnt have let the turks conquer Constantinople and turn Hagia Sophia into a Mosque
and add communism to the turksComment
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Yes, cause, you know, through out 40 centuries of Jewish history, this pretty much sums up being Jewish:Originally posted by Agathon
I'm not Jewish because I [...] don't like fencing palestinian people into a small area without food, fuel or water.
"Though shalt fence the palestinian heathen into an area not wider than a small town, and though shall keep them without food and water, until they shall perish or absolve."
- Halacha book, chapter 1.
This is also tatoed on all sacred Jewish foreskins saved for the building of the 4rd temple.
Also, important to notice, that even non-practicing secular Jews in places like europe and the US all subscribe to that important chapter.
This easily sums up the Jewishness of a person.
Very smart humor there. Sharp and astute.Comment
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LOOOL Siro
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Bitter much?Originally posted by Sirotnikov
Yes, cause, you know, through out 40 centuries of Jewish history, this pretty much sums up being Jewish:
"Though shalt fence the palestinian heathen into an area not wider than a small town, and though shall keep them without food and water, until they shall perish or absolve."
- Halacha book, chapter 1.
This is also tatoed on all sacred Jewish foreskins saved for the building of the 4rd temple.
Also, important to notice, that even non-practicing secular Jews in places like europe and the US all subscribe to that important chapter.
This easily sums up the Jewishness of a person.
Very smart humor there. Sharp and astute.Only feebs vote.Comment
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you meant ashkenazi cuisineOriginally posted by molly bloom
On the other hand, I relish chicken soup with noodles and latkes, blintzes, Sephardi cuisine, et cetera.
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I hear Judaism is a non-missionary religion. Does this mean it has to do it doggy style?
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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I'm not Jewish because I likes my bacon, damnit!"Every time I have to make a tough decision, I ask myself, 'What would Tom Cruise do?' Then I jump up and down on the couch." - Neil StraussComment
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i hate to see good humor go to waste on deaf ears, so i felt i should expand on your joke.Originally posted by Agathon
Bitter much?
it is well known
- all jews wear yarmulkas
- all jews eat the matza
- all jews occupy and disown palestinians
lol
LOL
good stuff
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NEW!Originally posted by Xorbon
I'm not Jewish because I likes my bacon, damnit!
You can eat bacon and be jewishComment
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