Why are you not Jewish?

[lord of the mark]

Actually, I have NOT been contemplating that, dont need to know, and dont care. So dont answer.


Id rather know, how does toast interact with your religious-ethnic heritage/position.

Like I love me some rye toast with melted butter more than a toasted bagel. Bagels should be eaten fresh, of course.

[Zkribbler]

A few years back, a Polytubbie posted a link to a What-religion-are-you quiz. I was evaluted to be a reformed Jew. Oi vey!

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Rye toast is my very favorite kind of toast! Maybe I'm Jewish after all.

But there's no way I'm getting circumsized.

[SlowwHand]

Wheat.

[lord of the mark]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
Wheat.

not Texas toast?

[DaShi]

We can only eat butterside down.

[Grandpa Troll]

Just so I dun get in troubel here, LOTM

I do love Bagels, with cream cheese (plain)

I often get two bagels and a small cream cheese. I do microwave the bagels just to soften them, not toast them.

I love wheat toast

I also love Sausage, Italian and Polish (Keilbaska) with my toast.

Why I aint Jewish, I wasnt born Jewish and I am a Christian (Reborn because you cannot be Born a Christian through your initial natural birth), but have many friends whom are Jewish and Messianic Jews.

Gramps

[Asher]

- Jewish food is bland
- Boring
- Ritualistic mutilation is required
- The accents are somewhat jarring to the ears

Given the choice on being Muslim, Jewish, or Christian, I'd be Jewish 'just cause they tend to have killed less people.

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly
Rye toast is my very favorite kind of toast! Maybe I'm Jewish after all.

But there's no way I'm getting circumsized.

I love Rye Bread, but dont remember eating Rye toast.

Oh and not circumsized, me and Mr Johnson have enough problems when I stub him, I can imagine him sharing his displeasure if I showed up with this bad-boy

[Maniac]

Originally posted by Asher Given the choice on being Muslim, Jewish, or Christian, I'd be Jewish 'just cause they tend to have killed less people.

That's just because they didn't have the power to do so. They're quickly making up for that though.

[Perfection]

Please save me Jebus from god toasting me in Hell.

[Kuciwalker]

My dad was Jewish, not my mom.

[LordShiva]

I smell toast.

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by LordShiva
I smell toast.

Rye?

Or Mingl;ed with jam?

[Grandpa Troll]

I got a question, if a person is religious, be it Jewish or Hinuish or Christian or Buddist or whatever, is it ok to use the term FUKOV:

Former United Kingdom Colony of Virginia - FUKCOV

This could be considered offensive.

Now i made a slightly wrong (according to some here) attempt at humor BOUT bROKJEBACK mOUNTAIN AND A GAY PERSON, NOT SLAMMING ANY GAY PERSON, MERELY A SLIGHT JOKE ABOUT A SEXUAL ACT AND WAS TOLD IT IS AN INSULT. i EMAN IF A MAN WANTS TO HAVE ANAL OR ORAL SEX, WHY IS IT OFFENSIVE TO TALK ABOUT>? tHE PERSON WHO MAKES THE CHOICE MUST LIKE IT, HECK, YA NEVER KNOW WHO LIKES WHAT,

Dang, sotry., mot hollering, caps got locked on.

Anyhoo, whas wondering about this is all

Gramsp