You son of a mother! (Cursing, Creatively)

[Zkribbler]

seriously has everybody gone completely insane around here?

dark whispers, inane unlegible posts, ridiculous threads about nothing...

i am completely baffled and stupified beyond words at the moment.

That kinda hurts my feelings.

You are all gay tw@ts!

Only in your most secret dreams.

[ZEE]

Originally posted by Zkribbler
That kinda hurts my feelings.

i assure you that my feelings are hurt much worse at the moment...

...either that or I am the one who is losing his mind here.

[Riesstiu IV]

Sock sucker and lint licker.

[Ari Rahikkala]

Originally posted by Ecthy
"son of a mother" is actually an expression in Germany to deprecate another male, though you use a diminuitive for "son". It's supposed to hint at dependence and weakness.

Finnish has a similar word, mammanpoika, except that the diminuitive word is used for the mother, not the son (so it's more like "son of a small mother" than "small son of a mother"). It somehow manages to still mean the same thing as the German word, though.

[Tuberski]

Johnny Dangerously has some great alterantive swear weards:

Roman Moroni: You fargin sneaky bastage. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches. My own club!
Arthur: What a mouth on that guy!

Roman Moroni: I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.

ACK!

[LordShiva]

[Ben Kenobi]

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[Pekka]

Well, I had to endure racist slurs today and I was called a white face (literally) as in pale face. Weird. I don't feel very insulted but anyway, that's what it's like, being attacked by racists.

[Provost Harrison]

To be called a white face in Finland, you must be pale

[Pekka]

I'm not even pale man... it was some immigrant kid, who thought he was a real gangsta or something. Too many movies for him. Anyway, he called me white face. I have normal complexion so no, by white standards, I'm not white, I mean more white than normal.

[Riesstiu IV]

Originally posted by Pekka
Well, I had to endure racist slurs today and I was called a white face (literally) as in pale face. Weird. I don't feel very insulted but anyway, that's what it's like, being attacked by racists.

In the US, "pale face" is supposedly a racial slur used by native americans against whites.

Then again, it might have been justified. If I remember correctly, Finns live in a large system of underground caverns emerging to scavenge for food only at night.

[Alinestra Covelia]

I like the word "twunt". It's quite satisfying to say, and it's formed from two very rude words while being itself quite safe to use.

Chinese swear words can be quite entertaining. There's a phrase that literally translated is "You bad egg!" which is about as offensive as saying "You jerk!" in English.

Another general Chinese curse word means "This from a dog!" (这狗日！) which could also translate to "This dog-produced!" and it translates to something like "Aw bloody hell!"

[LordShiva]

Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
Chinese swear words can be quite entertaining. There's a phrase that literally translated is "You bad egg!" which is about as offensive as saying "You jerk!" in English.

I'm told that "turtle's egg" (wangba dan?) is a particularly grievous insult.

[Pekka]

twunt? Creative. YOu know what AC? You could never offend me with your made up words. If I wanted to offend you, I'd wait until you snooze off on the sofa and then fart on your face. How's that, hmm? Call me twunt all you want, I'll fart in your face.

[ZEE]

Originally posted by Pekka
twunt? Creative. YOu know what AC? You could never offend me with your made up words. If I wanted to offend you, I'd wait until you snooze off on the sofa and then fart on your face. How's that, hmm? Call me twunt all you want, I'll fart in your face.