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  • #16
    Who knows how many exoercisms went unnoticed because they didn´t make it into the news.
    Yep that's pretty much it. It's not really that remarkable, I've not seen one done but demon possession can and does happen.
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    • #17
      My university was actually home to one of the most renowned exorcist experts in the world, Fr. Alphonsus A. Trabold, O.F.M. The Vatican used to charter planes to fly him in and out of the airstrip across the road from the school, at least so the stories go.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Ben Kenobi


        Yep that's pretty much it. It's not really that remarkable, I've not seen one done but demon possession can and does happen.


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        • #19
          The problem is Satan always looks so cool on those album covers.

          I really don't think exorcists are the answer. They need to improve god's image. And make him cool enough to appear on album covers.

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          • #20
            Bad thing this one.
            If I remember correctly god forbid his followers to make pics of him, so if pics of god apear on any album cover, righteous believers have to burn them
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            • #21
              They just need to change that commandment is all...

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Proteus_MST
                Bad thing this one.
                If I remember correctly god forbid his followers to make pics of him, so if pics of god apear on any album cover, righteous believers have to burn them
                There are plenty of pictures of God made by believers who weren't persecuted. Frankly, this entire thread stinks of ignorance. And this time, not from the religionistas.
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                • #23
                  If the OP is correct, then the church has been sloopy in the past wich must mean that there are a great number of deamons on the loose - just out of curiosity - has anbody seen any of those ?
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                  • #24
                    It'll be like this but with priests.
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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by DaShi


                      There are plenty of pictures of God made by believers who weren't persecuted. Frankly, this entire thread stinks of ignorance. And this time, not from the religionistas.
                      It is part of the 2nd commandment, although it seems to be open to interpretation wether god meant that all images are forbidden or only images made with the intention to worship them.

                      There seem to be those who think that it means we are strictly forbidden to make any image of god, see here for example:


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                      Last edited by Proteus_MST; December 29, 2007, 21:40.
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                      • #26
                        Christ, exocrcisms are retarded. Why doesn't the Church actually do something useful like stopping kiddy diddling priests or setting mosques on fire?

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                        • #27
                          I too am for stopping kiddy diddling priests.
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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Dis
                            I really don't think exorcists are the answer. They need to improve god's image. And make him cool enough to appear on album covers.
                            Here's a pic of one of the members of the new exorcist squads:
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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
                              And I was hoping this was from The Onion
                              more and more we see real news that the Onion editors would die to have thought of. The world is coming to it's end, i tell you....
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                              • #30
                                December (27th?) 2012.
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