Proof that lotteries are a tax on the stupid

[Dis]

We don't have lotteries, it's against the law where I live, but we do have gambling.

Lately with the slow economy, most of our money is coming from rich Chinese. Chinese are genetically smarter , so that proves gambling is not a tax on the stupid and poor.

[Dauphin]

Originally posted by MOBIUS
Given it's a known fact that Americans are on average more stupid than the British...

Sorry Mobi, -5 IQ is higher than -10 IQ.

[snoopy369]

Good one

I'm amused that lotteries are illegal in Nevada... that's freakin' hilarious.

[SlowwHand]

Originally posted by MOBIUS
Given it's a known fact that Americans are on average more stupid than the British...

While the Welsh are staying busy practicing their..., what is it they're good at again?

[MOBIUS]

Well, for starters you should take a closer look at the early history of your own country...

[Lorizael]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
While the Welsh are staying busy practicing their..., what is it they're good at again?

Hard to pronounce city names is the correct answer, I believe.

[Lancer]

When I was young and single I always dreamed of having dates with girls like that. On a freezing winter night in the back seat of an unheated Ford Fairlane you could convince them it was too warm to wear 'those hot panties'. Of course, there were only so many female Brit exchange students to go around...

[Dis]

?? I still dream of dates with girls like that.

[Xorbon]

Re: Re: Re: Proof that lotteries are a tax on the stupid

Originally posted by Kuciwalker

Originally posted by Lorizael

Oh god it's not? Is there a "laughing and crying at the same time" smiley?

We desperately need one for stories like this

I think this one would work for now:

[Traianvs]

Originally posted by Dis
We don't have lotteries, it's against the law where I live, but we do have gambling.

at OP: => => =>

Our smileys suffice!

[Bkeela]

This all makes perfect sense when you see humans as nothing more than highly trainable animals.

[Theben]

Originally posted by MOBIUS
Well, for starters you should take a closer look at the early history of your own country...

You mean when the gits and Brits swam over?

[Ben Kenobi]

Geez, what will Americans come up with next!

It's all a hoax to make them feel better about themselves.

[b etor]

my mother buys lottery tickets and hides them from my father. she never wins.

[Wezil]

I recieved a ticket at Christmas. The draw was 26Dec but I haven't checked the numbers yet. I figure as long as I wait I can say "I may be a millionaire" whereas as soon as I check I'm just back to being a peon.