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    A LOTTERY scratchcard has been withdrawn from sale by Camelot - because players couldn't understand it.

    The Cool Cash game - launched on Monday - was taken out of shops yesterday after some players failed to grasp whether or not they had won.

    To qualify for a prize, users had to scratch away a window to reveal a temperature lower than the figure displayed on each card. As the game had a winter theme, the temperature was usually below freezing.

    But the concept of comparing negative numbers proved too difficult for some.

    Camelot received dozens of complaints on the first day from players who could not understand how, for example, -5 is higher than -6.

    Tina Farrell, from Levenshulme, called Camelot after failing to win with several cards.

    The 23-year-old, who said she had left school without a maths GCSE, said: "On one of my cards it said I had to find temperatures lower than -8. The numbers I uncovered were -6 and -7 so I thought I had won, and so did the woman in the shop. But when she scanned the card the machine said I hadn't.

    "I phoned Camelot and they fobbed me off with some story that -6 is higher - not lower - than -8 but I'm not having it.

    "I think Camelot are giving people the wrong impression - the card doesn't say to look for a colder or warmer temperature, it says to look for a higher or lower number. Six is a lower number than 8. Imagine how many people have been misled."

    A Camelot spokeswoman said the game was withdrawn after reports that some players had not understood the concept.

    She said: "The instructions for playing the Cool Cash scratchcard are clear - and are printed on each individual card and in the game procedures available at each retailer. However, because of the potential for player confusion we have decided to withdraw the game."

    More than 15m adults in Britain have poor numeracy - the equivalent of a G or below at GCSE maths

    Almost three times as many UK adults (15.1m) have poor numeracy - the equivalent of a G or below at GCSE maths - than with poor literacy skills, according to the government's Skills for Life survey.

    Peter Hall, of the Association of Teachers of Mathematics, said: "The concept of minus numbers is something we would cover with 11 or 12 year olds, and we would expect them to have come across it before.

    "The concept of smaller numbers is something that some people do seem to struggle with. Seven is clearly smaller than eight, so they focus on that and don't really see the minus sign. There is also a subtle difference in language between smaller - or lower - and colder. The number zero feels lower.

    "There have always been some people who find numbers and basic mathematics difficult. Maybe in the past it was less noticeable because people could find jobs they could excel in without having qualifications in maths."


    I wish this was The Onion.
    One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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    grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

    The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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    • #3
      Would you like fries with that?
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #4
        Re: Proof that lotteries are a tax on the stupid

        Originally posted by Dauphin
        I wish this was The Onion.
        Oh god it's not? Is there a "laughing and crying at the same time" smiley?
        Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
        "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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        • #5
          Further proof that the average human being is basically an imbecile.
          Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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            Re: Re: Proof that lotteries are a tax on the stupid

            Originally posted by Lorizael
            Oh god it's not? Is there a "laughing and crying at the same time" smiley?
            We desperately need one for stories like this

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                /me puts face into hands and cries at the state of humanity
                Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
                -Richard Dawkins

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by MOBIUS
                  Further proof that the average human being is basically an imbecile.
                  No, just that the average americ... Oh.
                  I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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                  • #10
                    At least we can read. Evidently you can't.
                    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Tattila the Hun

                      No, just that the average americ... Oh.
                      We're a chip off the 'ole block, we are...

                      -Arrian
                      grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                      The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                      • #12
                        The French must be having a laugh.
                        Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
                        The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
                        The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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                        • #13
                          Re: Re: Re: Proof that lotteries are a tax on the stupid

                          Originally posted by Kuciwalker


                          We desperately need one for stories like this
                          At teh very least, we need a
                          -better crying
                          smiley, and, while we're at it,
                          -frog
                          -vomit
                          smilies as well.
                          THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                          AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                          AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                          DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                          • #14
                            Stupid americans...

                            Oh, wait...
                            I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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                            • #15
                              Given it's a known fact that Americans are on average more stupid than the British...
                              Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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