Ann Coulter's a Gay!

[Q Classic]

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We had dinner last night at Murano, a new West Hollywood restaurant, owned by gay circuit party promoter Jeffrey Sanker, and lesbian night club owners Robin Gans and Sandy Sachs. It's a visually stunning space, straight lines, whites and reds accented by brilliant Murano glass chandeliers (hence the name of the restaurant). It's right at home within eyeshot of West Hollywood's Pacific Design Center, clearly appealing in a neighborhood of gay clubs, bars and restaurants.

Toward the end of dinner, one of my companions insisted that the painfully thin, emotive, long blond haired thing in a small black dress with nearly exposed bosoms was none other than Ann Coulter. I did not believe him. Why would Ann Coulter, who hates homosexuals, go to dinner at gay ground zero? Why would she spend her hard earned gay-bashing royalties to enrich Jeffrey Sanker and otherwise support gay-owned businesses?

But sure enough, he was right. I could not tell if she was dining with people she hates or just demonstrating that she's a fraud who says whatever she must to sell books so that she can live the gay urban lifestyle. Based on her behavior last night, I am sure it is the latter, although based on her table mates, it could be both.

Okay, so I don't know if Coulter is really a gay guy. I just found it amusing, because:

1. Coulter's adam's apple suggests a penis.
2. Coulter's man hands suggest a penis.
3. Misogynistic woman-hating is frequently a male/"conservative Republican hack" thing.
4. Being insanely super-closeted while preaching hate is frequently a male/"conservative Republican hack" thing.

I think that explains it. Coulter's a transgendered gay guy.

[DinoDoc]

Is this somesort of gay pick up bar? If not, I'm having trouble understanding why someone is shocked that they might see a famous person in a resturaunt.

[Theben]

I'm having trouble understanding why anyone cares what Ann Coulter thinks, says, or does, Left or Right.

[Spec]

Its not that they care, they care that some people care what she thinks.

...if that makes any sense.

Spec.

[Q Classic]

Oh, come on. Why can't we just sit back and argue about whether or not Ann Coulter's a transgendered gay guy?

[Spec]

Because either way, she should be hanged....

And if she is a transvestite, thats really not the problem.

Spec.

[Ben Kenobi]

I really don't understand Coulter hate so much.

I mean she sells books that make fun of people, what has she really done to merit any kind of attack?

From what I can see she doesn't refer to any of her targets as closeted transvestites.

[Gibsie]

Perhaps Ann Coulter is just doing a bit of research, so she can tell her viewers:
"I couldn't get over the fact that there was no difference between Murano and any other restaurant in Hollywood. I mean, it was exactly the same, even though it's run by gays!"

[Elok]

Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
I really don't understand Coulter hate so much.

I mean she sells books that make fun of people, what has she really done to merit any kind of attack?

From what I can see she doesn't refer to any of her targets as closeted transvestites.

No, she just implied that Edwards was a closeted homosexual, with mock-delicacy to give the impression that she didn't want to attract angry comments. But she hasn't called anyone a transvestite. Yet.

[Wezil]

"I was going to have a few comments about John Edwards but you have to go into rehab if you use the word ******."

--at the annual Conservative Political Action Conference

Completely unjustified hatred of this nice woman.

[Kontiki]

Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
I really don't understand Coulter hate so much.

Shocking, I say.

[DRoseDARs]

Folks, you have to understand. BK has a serious man-crush on Ann Coulter. Nothing he/she/it could say would ever make he/she/it non-boner-inducing to BK.

[Dis]

I've been telling you guys all along she used to be a guy.

It's all a marketing scheme as she wouldn't get any media exposure as a twerpy white guy. But as a blonde conservative women she gets lots of exposure.

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
I really don't understand Coulter hate so much.

I mean she sells books that make fun of people, what has she really done to merit any kind of attack?

From what I can see she doesn't refer to any of her targets as closeted transvestites.

I have zero tolerance toward bigotry and hence, reason for my negative feelings of Coulter.

[Spec]

Originally posted by Dis
I've been telling you guys all along she used to be a guy.

Dis knows his men.

Spec.