Old Woman Has Me By the Balls

[DaShi]

Originally posted by Kidicious

You are talking about a little old lady who drives too slow. Use your noodle dude. She's not aggressive. Her husband probably told her to use the card right away.

Poor old lady was probably just confused and afraid when she was hit. I doubt that she even knew Wiggy was behind her until he rearended her.

[Kataphraktoi]

She doesnt sound like a lady going to slow. He said she was going the speed limit and hit the brakes a very aggressive move that has little to do with going slow.

[Kidlicious]

Honestly I would probably beat the crap out of someone who caused an accident in that way. I certainly wouldn't give them anything, except maybe what is required by law.

[Kidlicious]

Originally posted by Kataphraktoi
She doesnt sound like a lady going to slow. He said she was going the speed limit and hit the brakes a very aggressive move that has little to do with going slow.

HE SAID SHE WAS GOING TOO SLOW!

Sorry, you must have missed it twice.

[DaShi]

Originally posted by Kataphraktoi
She doesnt sound like a lady going to slow. He said she was going the speed limit and hit the brakes a very aggressive move that has little to do with going slow.

:Apparently not causing accidents is too much for this cracker, and she stops suddenly in preparation for a turn. I am going 40, she slows from 25 to about 15, and whammo, I smash her in the ass."

She just slows down to make a turn.

[Darius871]

Originally posted by Kidicious
It means that she's not aggressive and therefore didn't drive aggressively.

Are you listening? How is FLOORING IT not aggressive?

[DaShi]

Flooring it? Then to be going 25 before slowing to 15, all while Wiggy is rubbing her bumper?

[Kidlicious]

oh dear, you poor boy

[b etor]

Originally posted by Kidicious
Use your noodle dude.

Originally posted by Darius871
Use your noodle dude.

[[ignore the dancing, it's the only video i could find with this song]]

[Imran Siddiqui]

Originally posted by Kidicious
It would be nice to get an explaination from her about it. She might have wanted to get something as soon as possible. If she would have waited to get her car fixed Wiggy would have already cancelled the card and she wouldn't have gotten anything.

Oh please... you are a blessing to a prosecuting attorney. Don't like the defendant and you'll believe anything. She wanted to get something as soon as possible because Wiggy may have canceled the car . Rational people file with the insurance to get what's owed them. If they don't want to get that involved, they fix their car and then tell the person (by finding them with the credit card) how much is owed.

No, it never happened to me. If it ever did I wouldn't expect it to be an old lady who drives too slow.

Cause the 3 other people in this thread who have said they've seen it happen constantly must be lying?

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
Listen... I'm not saying Wiggy isn't an idiot for giving the old biddy his credit card, but the description (by Wiggy, so yes, there is a grain of salt to be had with it) and the fact she IMMEDIATELY rung up $350 on Amazon.com (who does that... really? Who even accepts the credit card, unless you are holding it so you know the info of the person), indicates to me that she ain't perfectly honest herself in this situation.

Perhaps less so than Wiggy. Leads me to believe she easily could have done the things Wiggy said she did.

Worth noting: if Wiggy's characterization is correct -- that she really is a dangerous, aggressive driver who pulled a ball-busting stunt when he tried to pass her -- then he's even a bigger idiot than many of use have been supposing -- because he then went and gave his credit card to that person.

And if she really is the Granny from Hell, the only thing that would make this better is if he had made it home and cancelled the card, only to have her use the card data to find him and have her redneck grandsons beat the crap out of him -- and then he came here to whine about that.

[Wiglaf]

It would not have been a dumb move if I had been able to cancel the card first.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Overheard in Hell, sometime later this century:

Originally posted by Wiglaf
It would not have been a dumb move if I had been able to cancel the card first.

Originally posted by TehDecider
Know what you mean; it would not have been a dumb move if he actually had WMDs.

Originally posted by HaveACigar
Don't get me started, guys. It would have been such a sweet move, if she just hadn't been friends with that Linda Tripp shemale...

[Lancer]

We all do things we regret later Wiglaf, just learn and move on.

Thanks btw, for letting people have some fun with it.

[Proteus_MST]

His money made an old lady very happy
(even if this wasn´t planned )