Could we have more US Army in our movies please?

[Lancer]

Prediction...

Someday the US military will have to save europe from the space aliens.

[Pekka]

MarkG, no you can't have less of it. It sexually satisfies many fat home grown keyboard warriors dreaming of wearing green camoflague pants some day.

When you'd ask is the army crap necessary for every single movie that it has been necessary for, you get the "YES IT WAS NECESSARY!!2"

When you ask why, it's "WELL IT'S A MOVIE MADE IN HERE, IF YOU DON*T LIKE IT, MAKE YOU ROWN MOVEIS!2". Then the rant and rave and go on about how supposedly the world listen to US top 10 and doesn't have their own music, eat pizza and talk english.

Perhaps you'd say well, we do have our own movies, and no one else sticks the army into every single shot possible, so that's why it just seems a bit weird, that's all. But you just showed weakness in front of the eyes of a real warrior, "IF IT WASN'T FOR ME PERSONALLY, YOU'D be speaking russian now, OR GERMAN!". And then they go eat more donuts. It is absolutely essential, that keyboard warriors have never actually done anything remotely similar what they always are shouting about.

For example joining the army. They're very proud of the army, they got all kinds of little toys about it, games and they masturbate often about it, but somehow they never get to joining it. Bad knee, old sports injury, mom wouldn't take it, got better things to do, stuff like that. So how do you support it? By being an idiot on the internet and getting fat.

Ok. I guess we need movies with army in them.

[MarkG]

Originally posted by Ninot
I recall a fighter jet trying to kill Bruce Willis. I think he was USAF.

that's single scene vs 80% of the movie having some random army dude speaking in code in order to appear cool...

[Wiglaf]

And then they go eat more donuts. It is absolutely essential, that keyboard warriors have never actually done anything remotely similar what they always are shouting about.

For example joining the army. They're very proud of the army, they got all kinds of little toys about it, games and they masturbate often about it, but somehow they never get to joining it. Bad knee, old sports injury, mom wouldn't take it, got better things to do, stuff like that. So how do you support it? By being an idiot on the internet and getting fat.

I guess we need movies with army in them.

First, it would be silly for the army to not appear in a movie about an alien invasion.

Edited by Drogue: Second of all, don't insult other posters.

Edited by Wiglaf: Our mods edit our posts now. Apolyton

[Pekka]

wiglaf,

[MarkG]

Originally posted by Tuberski
Hate to break it to you Markos, but Jason Bourne was trained to kill by the......US Army.

So, you have to hate the Bourne movies now.

i dont have anything with the US army.

as a kid i watched the original transformers and hate seeing it being turned into an army commercial

[Ellestar]

Originally posted by MarkG
why do they need to target military installations? what's wrong with the white house?

Then you need to watch this one http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indepen...Day_%28film%29
Totally stupid, has far more Hollywood stereotypes than most other Hollywood movies but that makes it fun

Originally posted by MarkG
saw Transformers last week.
Is it me or were the tons of US Army stuff really irrelevant and unnecessary?

You can try some Japan versions of Transformers if you don't like to see US Army so much http://anidb.net/perl-bin/animedb.pl...as=1&notinml=0

[MarkG]

Originally posted by Ellestar
You can try some Japan versions of Transformers if you don't like to see US Army so much http://anidb.net/perl-bin/animedb.pl...as=1&notinml=0

awesome resource!

[Drogue]

Originally posted by Wiglaf
First, it would be silly for the army to not appear in a movie about an alien invasion.

Edited by Drogue: Second of all, don't insult other posters.

Discuss the post, not the poster. Personal atacks like that again will get you banned. There's no need.

[Drogue]

Originally posted by Lancer
Prediction...

Someday the US military will have to save europe from the space aliens.

Prediction: They'll lose. You don't fly from another planet and forget to pack enough weaponry to massively outmatch your opponent.

[Chemical Ollie]

But the Aliens will never win our hearts and minds

[Patroklos]

What was its rating versus Transformers? Exactly.

Someone once described Transformers as one lousy, two-hour Army recruitment ad.

Air Force ad.

[Darius871]

Originally posted by MarkG
the issue in both cases is not containing the secretary, it's having him shoot aliens/terrorists as if he is rambo....

Why is that an issue? Just because we're accustomed to pencilnecked politicians being SoD, that doesn't mean there can't be a fictional one with a military background like Nam etc. How would that be farfetched?

[St Leo]

Originally posted by Tuberski
Hate to break it to you Markos, but Jason Bourne was trained to kill by the......US Army.

Not the CIA?

[DinoDoc]

Dude. There's an alien invasion going on. This isn't the 80's where a battle can go on for over a day without a peep from the military as in the animated movie. Can you think of one logical reason why the military wouldn't respond to the threat?