What do you do when you go to Heaven?

[Perfection]

Originally posted by Barnabas
I think you are like in constant extasis due the beauty/perfection of God, and worshipping 24/7 for all eternity.

They have hours and weeks up there?

[Barnabas]

I dont know, I think I recall reading about a new heaven a new earth, I guess that earth spins, I wouldnt like to live in the constantly dark part.

Or maybe God produces the light, who knows

[Perfection]

Originally posted by Barnabas
I dont know, I think I recall reading about a new heaven a new earth, I guess that earth spins, I wouldnt like to live in the constantly dark part.

Or maybe God produces the light, who knows

Gliese 581 c?

[FrostyBoy]

What's it say in the bible about having a feast with your father? (God I assume).

wtf? A FEAST? Who does the cooking? What kind of food is it? Roast pork, bread and stuff? Spirits can eat, taste, digest and crap?


If we're going to be imagining things up, I prefer the virgins with large breasts idea.



Btw, I have often wanted to point this out. It would be blashemphous to think of Jesus ever being constipated or having diarrhea, but as a human, he must have experienced it many times. But for a believer, this sort of image is just impossible, afterall, he is holy, light and perfect, etc.

BS again.

[Lancer]

[Barnabas]

It is whatever your favorite food is obviously!

Snoopy, I think you missed the part of "resurrection of the bodies"

We get new super bodies in heaven , you can pass thru walls, fly etc like x-men

[Lancer]

Sn00py, you just added one more question I'll put to Jesus when I get wherever. Did you have the ****s on earth? No, then again maybe not.

[FrostyBoy]

Originally posted by Lancer

Is your heightened sense of enlightenment too high for me to comprehend, so like a father to a child, you laugh at my ignorance?

I've been there too, and I am sick at myself for having been so stuck-up, so far up my own arse. Evolution is the most humbling; there is no greater proof of equality.

[ZEE]

whatever heaven is, one thing is for CERTAIN...

it is better than THIS world.

PIECEâ„¢

[Perfection]

Originally posted by Sn00py
What's it say in the bible about having a feast with your father? (God I assume).

wtf? A FEAST? Who does the cooking? What kind of food is it? Roast pork, bread and stuff? Spirits can eat, taste, digest and crap?


If we're going to be imagining things up, I prefer the virgins with large breasts idea.

Virgins?! That's stupid. I want a troupe of freaknasty sluts who aren't afraid to put on handcuffs and trounce about in see-thru sailor fuku while giving me...








...excuse me, I'll be back in a few minutes.

[Lancer]

Originally posted by Sn00py




Is your heightened sense of enlightenment too high for me to comprehend, so like a father to a child, you laugh at my ignorance?

I've been there too, and I am sick at myself for having been so stuck-up, so far up my own arse. Evolution is the most humbling; there is no greater proof of equality.

No, what you wrote was funny ha ha.

[Nostromo]

Originally posted by Ben Kenobi


"I believe in the resurrection of the body..."

I was raised Catholic, but I forgot all about that. But it strikes me as a materialistic answer. If the body is resurected why do we need a soul, then?

[Ben Kenobi]

But it strikes me as a materialistic answer. If the body is resurected why do we need a soul, then?

Ever hear of substance dualism?

The belief that the soul and body can be disconnected from each other, isn't really supportable. You can't have one without the other.

It isn't that we love the material world, it is that we see the two as irreductably connected. This is why it doesn't make sense to say that Christianity hates the body and it's pleasures, rather it seeks the pleasures to be directed in a proper manner.

[FrostyBoy]

We wouldn't exist if we followed Christianities "proper manner".

[Cort Haus]

Originally posted by Jon Miller
We get new, perfect bodies (this mortal puts on immortality, or whatever Paul said). Brain states get reproduced or a modified version gets reproduced.

So babies get a made up body and a made up mind with made up memories.

We will praise God for eternity.

Sounds like a barrel of fun. Are you sure that isn't hell?