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  • #16
    Well, when we will be there, heaven will be here, on earth.

    I am an Annihilationist and a beleiver in Conditional Immortality. (look them up on Wiki) I also don't beleive in a seperate soul. To put it more directly, I believe in life after life, but not as reincarnation.

    JM
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    • #17
      Exactly as the topic states. For those of you who believe in an after life, what do you do once you reach your destination of paradise?
      Watch y'all burn in hell

      "Heaven" is the firmament God used to divide the pre-existing waters above from the waters below. In Akkadian Heaven is the hammered-out bracelet. The Aztec/Toltec heaven had 13 levels with God occupying 2 distinct levels, and the Underworld had 9 levels. The Incan creator was depicted as an ellipse separating (or joining) 4 "stars" below from 5 stars above with the Sun and Moon on either side of the ellipse.

      How many levels in Dante's Heaven? Or was that Purgatory...?

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      • #18
        I believe Dante's Heaven's levels were based on the planets, with the moon being the first level. It's been awhile since I read that one, and I don't remember much from it.
        “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
        "Capitalism ho!"

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        • #19
          Humans can't see, hear, feel, touch, think or remember (who we are, who are our loved ones or what we like) without our bodies (our brains, in particular).
          "I believe in the resurrection of the body..."
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          • #20
            Originally posted by DaShi
            I believe Dante's Heaven's levels were based on the planets, with the moon being the first level. It's been awhile since I read that one, and I don't remember much from it.
            Is God the final boss?

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            • #21
              You get bored. Then you get numb. Then you beg to be sent back to earth just to feel something, anything!

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Kuciwalker


                Is God the final boss?
                Yeah, but it's mostly a jumping battle. Really annoying.
                “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                "Capitalism ho!"

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                • #23
                  After ten trillion years of ing in the Muslim heaven, what if you want to chill out for a bit with a beer and a bacon sandwich?

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                  • #24
                    It's all possible in Heaven 2.0
                    Blah

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                    • #25
                      Ask for a referendum on regime and rule changes.
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                      ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                      • #26
                        Here's the thing. I can't find something to do and keep from being bored in my short 25 years here. If you don't eat in heaven, and you don't work, and you have anything to work towards, what are you going to do for eternity? People say you can talk to all the people you missed, but that will last what, maybe a few years? Hell, lets say that takes up 100 years. Other things to do? An afterlife is not logically possible.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Jon Miller
                          I do beleive in heaven. I don't believe in a seperate spiritual realm, rather that there is/will be a physical place.

                          JM
                          So what sort of body do you think people get to use? Do still born babies remain that way, while wheelchair-bound ancients get to keep that, and the 'lucky' ones who died in their peak of youth get to keep their looks for eternity?

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by EyesOfNight
                            Here's the thing. I can't find something to do and keep from being bored in my short 25 years here. If you don't eat in heaven, and you don't work, and you have anything to work towards, what are you going to do for eternity? People say you can talk to all the people you missed, but that will last what, maybe a few years? Hell, lets say that takes up 100 years. Other things to do? An afterlife is not logically possible.
                            Eyes, I'm sure that in heaven everyone will play Civ 2, and that you'll even get to beat God, and claim your rightful place as the supreme being of the eternal universe.

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                            • #29
                              You're assuming there's electricity in heaven.

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                              • #30
                                I'm assuming a lot of things there.

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