To all civ2 MPers that I used to play

[rah]

Originally posted by EyesOfNight
Well you know, I always took this game and this forum really seriously and applied my life to it. In fact, I act exactly the same off the computer as I do on here. You also serverly underestimate the power that I have amassed from years of playing civ2. I can literally walk down the street and everyone knows who I am. It's amazing. This game will be the catalyst to my world domination.

Classic entertainment, thx.

[ZEE]

Originally posted by -Jrabbit
Sava has moved forward in his life.
Eyes hasn't changed a bit.

IMHO.

AAHZ hasnt changed a bit either...
Like Drixnak here, I take these forums VERY seriously too...
But UNLIKE Drixnak, MY reputation dosent come from Civ...
it comes from PWNing fools that I deem worthy of PWNage...
i may have toned down a bit, but i can SNAP at any moment...
these little flame-threads get my blood pumping again...
my MOTIVATION to get my hands BLOODY again intensifies...
indeed, as NARZ said, if Drixnak wrote a book he could make lots of money...
but imagine if I wrote a book...?!?
hahahahahahahahahaha
the point is: while yall are busy throwing around yer little EGOS...
dont forget who came back here to 'Poly not 4 months ago as a CHIEFTAN...
and stormed into yer little OTF with bloody eyes and came out a well-respected King...
I know this is an old Civ2 debate between EoN and yall, like a western to see who has the fastest draw...
but PRAY yall dont forget who the NEW outlaw is in town...
and my trigger finger is itching...

NOpiece at the moment...

[Deity Dude]

Originally posted by EyesOfNight
I refused to play you because you play 1x1x Deity and nobody good had/has any respect for you. In other words, you're a waste of time.

Eyes always had the same 3 or 4 lame excuses not to play me.

I was a waste of time.
He wrote strategies in some forum and I mever did.
1x1x deity isn't civ.
I didn't achieve some sort of level on 2x2x king ladder.

Well I have offered and still do offer to play him for $50. So he certainly can't say it is a waste of time. And if I suck so much it should be a quick $50.

The point is Eyes will only play his 2x2x king crap with him as host on his settings. On these settings he has learned how to exploit all of the unintended features of the game (and some say cheat).

When asked to play 1x1x deity he refuses because he says it isn't real civ. Yet the game was written in 1x1x and 2x2x was only added to speed up MP. Now different people can have different opinions about what is the best setting, but the game was written in 1x1x with deity being the ultimate challenge level.

My point is if he is as great as he claims he should be able to beat me at any level, yet he refuses to play me at 1x1x deity.

Let me make it clear, I don't claim to be the best player at 1x1x deity, I just know I can beat Eyes.

As for people who have respect for me, I would question how many people respect you.

[EyesOfNight]

That was a very nice post, but you wrote it like every beginner by simply ignoring everything that is said and repeating everything over and over again until it becomes true. I said the only setting I really refuse to play is 1x1x Deity. If you weren't such a stupid ****ing rookie you'd know that I played a series of games sometime ago against Markusf and some of the others on 1x1x medium maps. I've played 2x1x, 1x2x, and a bunch of other settings including emperor. It never ceases to amaze me how the 1x1x Deity rookies fault me for playing one setting when they only play 1x1x Deity. Now go eat **** and die.

[Cort Haus]

Erm, AAHZ, who exactly have you 'pwnd' here?

[ZEE]

http://www.apolyton.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=163101&perpage=30&pagenumber=2

i refer you to post number 40 if you will be so kind... (just scroll down a bit or keep reading)

thank you Cort Haus...
piece

[EyesOfNight]

You sound like a really interesting cat, Eyes. Have you considered writing an autobiographical e-book? I imagine (at $10 a pop) you could make a few hundred off this forum alone.

Why do you take steroids? Don't they **** up your balls? Are you a bodybuilder or martial artist?

You ever play chess? I've been a hack for a number of years but am trying to buckle down and get serious now (and get in shape too).

I'm having trouble with my internet connection (forums and e-mail ok but the connection times out frequently making it hard to d/l anything or play games). Perhaps it's for the best but I'll let you know if it's steady enough to play.

You still live in Florida, Eyes? I was there for awhile (between when we last played) and was considering moving back but with climate change and it's implications and all I don't think it's a good long term prospect for settling down long term.

You probably do have issues but who gives a fu(k, we all do, especially mofos who remind others on an online forum that they have issues. Issues can be a catalyst (I like that word too, it's part of my e-mail addy) for growth. The best, in face.

So, Eyes, when you dominate the world, what are you going to do with it?

I'm actually a very good writer and I would love to write a real book someday.

Testicular atrophy is normally very mild, if at all, and is easily reversible through a decent PCT. I do weight lifting as a hobby...but like all my hobbies, I take everything to the limit and go as far as I can. I also would LOVE to take a martial art someday. I used to take Tae Kwon Do when I was 8, got up to red belt, but quit it for tennis. My dream would be to train in some asian country on a daily basis in martial arts all day long old school.

Florida will always be nice, and there is no such thing as global warming. Whatever warming is occurring is natural and is just part of the normal cycle the earth goes through.

Chess sucks. It's too long and boring.

When I dominate the world I will do what any good villain does...burn it and remake it in my image as the new lord, god, and savior of the land.

[ZEE]

and, Cort Haus, the thread i linked to, in the post above Drixnak's, is STILL the very reason that Kuciwalker hates me to this day...

[Ecthy]

What I find very funny: just because Eyes used to do this for years in Civ2 he can now liberally insult people.

So if we spam enough in Civ2 then one day Ming will say it's OK because they always did it?

[ZEE]

i could site other examples of my superiority...
but, quite frankly, i simply dont want to dig up old threads just to impress yall...



but i am QUITE willing to add NEW threads to my little archive

[-Jrabbit]

Ah, one of my pet peeves. It's "cite."

[ZEE]

hahahahahaha
a typo...

and i am QUITE willing to take over the role here as the "bad guy"

you will find out QUICKLY that i am not as NICE or as FORGIVING as Drixnak here...

[EyesOfNight]

I don't spam, and I never will. All my posts in the civ2 forum were genuine works of art.

[RoboCon]

Hello there! I see you are discussing Dominate the world. Perhaps I can be of assistance.

Eyes of Night mangled the day up to the chapel. Now he is stalwart before all comers yet still gets no respect? Adoloscent onset autism notwithstanding, isn't it just like you idiot libs to tell Eyes how to live his life? Medium rare. Illegal immigration is destroying your retirement fund so relax, AAHZ, but I wouldn't say that garbage in front of the jewry. Try this litnus test: look at the person to your left, then look at the person to your right. Odds are, both of these people have been a soulless pregnant black teenager, and at least one of them has never won an unreported game of 1x1 deity against Eyes of Night. Suck on that, Obama!

[Aeson]

Sensibility has finally made it's appearance in this thread... Thank you RoboCon!