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Originally posted by Japher
Jesus is THE Answer...
Jesus is THE Answer...
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I thought he was the question
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To paraphrase Crash Davis:
"Why are people always possessed by famous demons? Why are they never possessed by GeoSmoo the Divide-By-Zero demon?"
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Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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For some reason I'm flashing back to that "Twenty-two short films about Springfield" episode of the Simpsons. Dr. Nick's about to lose his license when an orderly charges through the door and says, "it's an emergency! There's a crazy old man out here with a scalpel and he's demanding to see a quack!" Then Dr. Nick gets a serious look on his face and goes to tell Grandpa that his skeleton is trying to jump out of his skin via his mouth. He prescribes a treatment of repeated jumper-cable shock therapy. Dr. Nick gets to keep his license for defusing the situation, and the last we see of Grandpa is him babbling and struggling as an orderly keeps zapping him.
Do you see what I'm getting at with this? I hope so, because I don't.Comment
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No no no, sex is the question. Yes is the answer.Originally posted by Sava
I thought he was the question
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Originally posted by Sava
I thought he was the question
He is the Question and the Answer; the Alpha and the Omega. Good ol' James 4:7 has it right.
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Originally posted by Wiglaf
god isn't a therapist, john miller. and yeah i'm not sure how your name is spelled. maybe itd be clearer to me if you put it in your sig and your post and your handle OH WAIT 
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Ok everything seemed pretty plausible up to this point. Why do you think Baphomet expend all this time and effort over some insignificant peon like you or me? Why not possess the president or a general or something?Originally posted by Thorn
He either wants control back from me, or he is using me to get to someone more powerful then him........Comment
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What was it supposed to be?Originally posted by Thorn
ah but they will when George Bush gets through with them.......... it is the prophecy I had forseen....... though it is supposed to be in this month I'm running out of time even I will believe that I saw something prophetic........
The doom is sure late. Are you sure it's not the apocalypse of anno 1000 you're being prophecized of?"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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