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"Assault with a double-headed dildo" sounds like a great thing to get put on your criminal record. 
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/me thinks to himself it wont be that good if your going to jail, the head guard announces what you in for and Big Brudda or Bubba Boy decides your just his cup O'TeaOriginally posted by DRoseDARs
"Assault with a double-headed dildo" sounds like a great thing to get put on your criminal record.
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Excellent... this is my chance to start a giant sex toy warehouse off of I-65 on this side of the Tennessee-Alabama border (right next to those giant fireworks warehouses) and really strike it rich.Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Only the selling, AFAIK.
(No, they're not banned here... yet. They tried to do it last year, but the bill was withdrawn.)Comment
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most women swallow.Originally posted by chegitz guevara
At least they swallow.
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Originally posted by BlackCat
Are you worried Mrs T ?
no way dude i keep those things in the safe
If all else fails i forgot the combination, or its not my safe how should i know what it is. NO for real toys arent ilegal in texas so im good
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I can see it now im part of the fake dildo squad and, and then, them busting in ur door with guns pulled saying put the "Di#k down lady your under arrest
Too funny.
Fake dildo squad?
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