No Buzz in 'Bama.

[Zkribbler]

Judge Won't Turn Off Vibrator Ban
Sex Toy Ban Has Wiggle Room Before Starting

The buzz in Alabama this week was over a vibrator ruling.

A federal appeals court ruled that the state's ban on sex toys is constitutional.

But the adult playthings won't be disappearing immediately. The state attorney general's office has agreed not to enforce the law pending further appeals.

The appeals court held that the state legislature could ban sex toy sales in the interest of preserving public morality. Sherri Williams, who owns the Pleasures adult toy shops in Huntsville and Decatur, is among those who challenged the law.

She said she's disappointed the court made it's ruling on Valentine's Day. The decision, dated Wednesday, was released Thursday.

Public morality?? Just where do they use these things down there?

[MOBIUS]

The judge must figure he's enough of a dick already to be replaced by one...

Only in America...

[Dinner]

Just one more reason the south sucks.

[KrazyHorse]

Cue Neil Young.

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Oerdin
Just one more reason the south sucks.

At least they swallow.

[chequita guevara]

More business for Florida

[Zkribbler]

On the other hand, this ruling will cause 'Bami women to become even more horny, leading to all kinds of possiblities....

[BlackCat]

Just out of curiosity - how wide is the definition of sex toys ? Does it include fingers and hands ?

[Zkribbler]

From Wikipedia

A sex toy is any object or device that is primarily used in facilitating human sexual pleasure. This term can also include BDSM apparatuses, sex furniture, sex swings, fisting sling, Bonkum, or angled cushions and shaped pilows. The most popular sex toys are designed to resemble human genitals and can be classified as vibrating or non-vibrating. Sex toys usually do not include contraceptives, pornography, or condoms.

I don't think fingers and hands fits into this definition.

[BlackCat]

No offense, but has that wikipedia definition been confirmed by an 'Bama judge ? I doubt it.

[DRoseDARs]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara

Originally posted by Oerdin
Just one more reason the south sucks.

At least they swallow.

As opposed to gargle?

[DRoseDARs]

Or blow bubbles, come to think of it...

[Mrs. Tuberski]

Does this apply to only the selling of them in the state or are they going to start a new department on the police force?? I can see it now im part of the fake dildo squad and, and then, them busting in ur door with guns pulled saying put the "Di#k down lady your under arrest

[chequita guevara]

Only the selling, AFAIK.

[BlackCat]

Are you worried Mrs T ?