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I'm just glad my girlfriend and I broke up yesterday and not today. **** **** ****.
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THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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Sorry to hear that Lori.
You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.Comment
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Oh, now I know what your post in the significant other thread meantOriginally posted by Lorizael
I'm just glad my girlfriend and I broke up yesterday and not today. **** **** ****.
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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Ouch. Sorry manResident Filipina Lady Boy Expert.Comment
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Originally posted by Lorizael
I'm just glad my girlfriend and I broke up yesterday and not today. **** **** ****.
I'm seeing a pattern develop here.
In one period of my life, I had a string of girl friends break up with me right before Valentines Day -- but after I'd already bought their presents.
I'd spend Valentine's Day alone and miserable. Afterwards, we'd make up. I'd give them their presents because y'know, it was their present. They wouldn't have one for me...because, y'know, we were broken up on Valentines Day. Then, after they gotten their presents, they'd break up with me for good.
This happened several years in a row. I began to wonder if this weren't some psychotic woman's plan to get free presents out of me.
Now, they're preying on Lorizael.Comment
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A time to remember your special someone.
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Sorry to hear that, Lori
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That's a *****Originally posted by Lorizael
I'm just glad my girlfriend and I broke up yesterday and not today. **** **** ****.
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I enjoy it
Especially when I get power tools as a gift and my wife makes her delicious ziti for dinner
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I'm glad it's over...I don;t mind the being single; I jsut hate the couples that try to rub the fact that you're single in your face.You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.Comment
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yea that is annoying. i prefer being single.Comment
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Jon Miller,
Thank you for providing an option "Whatever, I Don't Remember." I happen to have the flu today, and I want to express my appreciation. It shows how you feel about us all.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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Corporate conspiracy.
I'm actually a fairly romantic guy, but prefer to celebrate anniversaries unique to my wife and I (not only wedding, but things like the anniversary of a first date) rather than feel compelled to participate in a mass acknowledgement of my most personal relationship."I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George CarlinComment
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I think people should do romantic things all year long and just not wait for some commercialized day to do it. But since certain things are expected, I go along
It was good to get my wife to agree to leave the kids for a night and go out to dinner--we had a most EXCELLENT meal
So yes it is commercialized to hell but I enjoyed the evening so who cares that it was commercialized to hellYou don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto LuongoComment
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