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  • #61
    It's enough to make me want to key his car.
    One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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    • #62
      Originally posted by Dauphin
      It's enough to make me want to key his car.
      Keying somebody's car is low. Even if they have one of those silly fishies with "Truth" in it eating a Darwin fishy with legs

      You don't **** with another man's automobile. [/Pulp Fiction]
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      • #63
        Originally posted by LordShiva


        Keying somebody's car is low. Even if they have one of those silly fishies with "Truth" in it eating a Darwin fishy with legs

        You don't **** with another man's automobile. [/Pulp Fiction]

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        • #64
          Originally posted by Arrian
          Keying somebody's car is low. Even if they have one of those silly fishies with "Truth" in it eating a Darwin fishy with legs

          You don't **** with another man's automobile. [/Pulp Fiction]

          -Arrian

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          AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
          DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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          • #65
            Can the poster that controls the LordShiva bot please deactivate it? It seems to have a developed a slight flutter.
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            • #66
              Hello, I see you are discussing bots.
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              • #67
                What?

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                One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                • #68
                  Originally posted by Dis
                  And why do people need to put these messages on their bumper stickers? That annoys me. Stop pushing your religion on me. Or perhaps they are bragging.
                  I wonder if all people who put bumper stickers on their car would annoy you. Would people be so upset with a democrat sticker? A republican sticker? A pro-choice sticker? An environmental sticker?

                  Are these bastards trying to force their beliefs on us?
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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by OzzyKP
                    I wonder if all people who put bumper stickers on their car would annoy you. Would people be so upset with a democrat sticker? A republican sticker? A pro-choice sticker? An environmental sticker?

                    Are these bastards trying to force their beliefs on us?
                    I don't think those people are bastards, but I honestly don't understand the point of those bumper stickers.

                    If I'm crawling along on the Beltway during rush hour traffic, being honked at because the person in front of me hit their brakes too quickly, am I suddenly going to turn pro-life because I see a bumper sticker that says, "Some choices are wrong!" Or pro-choice upon witnessing, "Keep your laws off my body!"

                    (Yes, I know that, really, people buy them because the money supports the cause the bumper sticker advertises.)
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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by Bkeela
                      I don't have a great deal against Jesus himself - it's his self-righteous, hypocritical followers that I hate.



                      The pain of work is nothing compared to the torment of boredom. With no work, you have to invent chores for yourself to stave off insanity.
                      Being a self-righteous, hypocritical follower is easier than you think. Think of how difficult it is to follow a perfect being while still being a stinky human with low appetites. Suppose while following a walking God you stumble across a hot momma during a weak, human moment. Two minutes after doing the wrong thing you're back on the path and trying to figure out how not to fall next time when some schmo comes along and asks if sex out of wedlock is wrong. Well it is according to the teaching of the perfect guy so you say so. If the schmo later finds out you just did a hot momma he figures you a hipocrite and, to make matters worse, lumps in the followers and the walking God together and figures he's better than the lot because he's not a hipocrite.

                      Bleeka, it's easy to play the game if you're sitting in the stands.
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                      • #71
                        does jesus love child molesters too?

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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by OzzyKP


                          I wonder if all people who put bumper stickers on their car would annoy you. Would people be so upset with a democrat sticker? A republican sticker? A pro-choice sticker? An environmental sticker?

                          Are these bastards trying to force their beliefs on us?
                          I'm not a big fan of political or religious bumper stickers in general.

                          If I'm going to waste my time reading it, it better be damn funny. . I have better things to do while waiting at a stop light.

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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by Dis
                            does jesus love child molesters too?
                            Jesus loves everyone, even the devil.

                            JM
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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by Jon Miller


                              Jesus loves everyone, even the devil.

                              JM
                              There. You just proved how stupid the story is.

                              No-one is stupid enough to love his arch-enemy.

                              Devil=Hate

                              So Jesus loves hate...So hes a hater.

                              Hmmmm. Interesting....


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                              -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                              • #75
                                The devil's ultimate source was God, just like everything elses.

                                I am surprised you weren't familiar with that part, it is very common in discussions in Christianity.

                                Jon Miller
                                Jon Miller-
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                                GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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