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Originally posted by Perfection
Jesus still loves me, right?
Jesus still loves me, right?
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Nobody loves you.
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I don't get it. Is this some sort of reference to the holes in his wrists and feet? If so, then the punchline needs much better wording.Originally posted by Platypus Rex
Moses and Jesus were on fishing on the lake, talking about the old days.
Moses asks Jesus " Can you still do that trick"
Jesus " It's been a while, let me try"
Jesus steps off the boat and onto the water and sinks.
Jesus swims up and says " one more time"
Jesus steps off the boat and gets the same result
Jesus looks at Moses and say " It has not been the same since I have been crucified"12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
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Yeah, it sounds like it's been translated from German or something.KH FOR OWNER!
ASHER FOR CEO!!
GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!Comment
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Originally posted by Skanky Burns
Jesus saves.Attached Files"post reported"Winston, on the barricades for freedom of speech
"I don't like laws all over the world. Doesn't mean I am going to do anything but post about it."Jon Miller
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Re: Why does Jesus love me?
Why do you feel threatened by the statement that Jesus loves you? Do you believe you don't deserve to be loved?Originally posted by Dis
Is he some kind of pervert or something? And he loves little kids too. Something wrong with a bearded man who loves stange kids.
And why do people need to put these messages on their bumper stickers? That annoys me. Stop pushing your religion on me. Or perhaps they are bragging.
Anyways, those are just some late night, insane ramblings. Carry on.
Does your mother love you? Does that piss you off?Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012
When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - RahComment
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He loves you to prove that it can be done.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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YOu know why Jesus saves? because I gave him the info on how to be investing into them security systems, he didn't need all those IDS's, he didn't need all that equipment, I sorted it out.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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Wow, you're an *******.Originally posted by Bkeela
Cars with Christian stickers, especially that insidious fish, get a coin scratch all the way up the body of the car. If they are real Christians, they will consider such acts a blessing, for it is a blessing to be persecuted so they say.Comment
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Jesus still loves him, though.~ If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Eventis ~ Eventis Dungeons & Dragons 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4: (Unspeakable) Horror on the Hill ~Comment
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Do Jesus love my neighbour Nursultan Tuyakbay?THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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YES!~ If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Eventis ~ Eventis Dungeons & Dragons 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4: (Unspeakable) Horror on the Hill ~Comment
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Nobody like my neighbor Nursultan Tuyakbay.THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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Jesus loves EVERYONE. Except you. And Sacha Cohen. And that Perfection guy.~ If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Eventis ~ Eventis Dungeons & Dragons 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4: (Unspeakable) Horror on the Hill ~Comment
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Best one to ask would be Jesus.Long time member @ Apolyton
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Aren't you christians supposed to turn the other cheek?Originally posted by Kuciwalker
Wow, you're an *******.
Or quarter panel, in this case."Stuie has the right idea" - Japher
"I trust Stuie and all involved." - SlowwHand
"Stuie is right...." - GuynemerComment
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