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The universe is wonderful. I could spend endless time enjoying it if it weren't for work. Work sucks.
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Jesus loves you because you go great with ketchup.
Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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Maybe Jesus loves you because he sees something of himself in you. Stretch out your hands and walk in front of a mirror. What do see? A cross.Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
It's more then that, I really don't know how to explain it.
Things just happen that don't make sense otherwise. It doesn't matter if you are rich or poor, the only difference is that the weak learn quickly that they cannot trust themselves to do anything that is good on their own.
And I consider myself to be quite weak also. I can try to do things to the best of my ability and fail miserably.
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What a wonderful dream. We just love each other and we can love each other for eternity. Otherwise, we just disappear. And if you don't agree, you'll be tortured for all eternity.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Umm, I and many other Christians disagree with the interpreations of torture for eternity. It is not found in the Bible, and many denominations are currently moving away from it.
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GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.Comment
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Originally posted by joncha
Ohhh, that picture shows nearly the same as an "old" danish song (not THAT old) tells about a nunn and a sailor.............
First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.
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I'm afraid that Jesus just told me that he thinks you're a c**tOriginally posted by Bkeela
Cars with Christian stickers, especially that insidious fish, get a coin scratch all the way up the body of the car. If they are real Christians, they will consider such acts a blessing, for it is a blessing to be persecuted so they say.
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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I don't have a great deal against Jesus himself - it's his self-righteous, hypocritical followers that I hate.
The pain of work is nothing compared to the torment of boredom. With no work, you have to invent chores for yourself to stave off insanity.Originally posted by Lancer
The universe is wonderful. I could spend endless time enjoying it if it weren't for work. Work sucks.Voluntary Human Extinction Movement http://www.vhemt.org/Comment
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You're a self-righteous, hypocritical ***** yourself, you know that?Comment
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Pot meet kettle?Originally posted by Kuciwalker
You're a self-righteous, hypocritical ***** yourself, you know that?
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What about the mainstream followers who are understated and hence don't get noticed in the normal course of events?Originally posted by Bkeela
I don't have a great deal against Jesus himself - it's his self-righteous, hypocritical followers that I hate.One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.Comment
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He would say that those who put stickers on their cars are not this type.Originally posted by Dauphin
What about the mainstream followers who are understated and hence don't get noticed in the normal course of events?Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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Keying somebody's car is low. Even if they have one of those silly fishies with "Truth" in it eating a Darwin fishy with legs
You don't **** with another man's automobile. [/Pulp Fiction]
-Arriangrog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.Comment
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He would say that those who put stickers on their cars are not this type.
But then he wouldn't be addressing the question.One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.Comment
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What a bastard, ay?Originally posted by Dauphin
He would say that those who put stickers on their cars are not this type.
But then he wouldn't be addressing the question.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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