I crushed my crush

[Pekka]

A spoiler warning, I do mention it in the very first sentence. And then once in each paragraph.

[falcon41]

I think it went something like that.
Pekka wanted to say something casual at first but then his brain geared up and decided to go ahead and make the move.

So he started by saying I want you to pee your pants, which is something that is not a come on, and then the brain geared up and wanted to come up with a come on line but it screwed it up and linked it with the previous. So Pekka said I want your pants, which is the come on, but there was the previous half arsed middle of the way phrase and it got mixed up. Funny but not completely deranged, if it happened like that.

[Pekka]

Not quite

But you know the saying about peeing your pants for laughing so hard. It's a common saying, and she was laughing hard. I actually wanted to say I just want to make you laugh so hard you'll pee in your pants, because that's OK, that's nothign weird.

But at some point, in a fraction of a second, I added the 'and then I want those pants', just to make it a new joke. Obviously it didn't work.

[Koyaanisqatsi]

Originally posted by Pekka
I actually wanted to say I just want to make you laugh so hard you'll pee in your pants, because that's OK, that's nothign weird.

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[Pekka]

Isn't it a saying in English also? It's a saying in Finnish at least.

[Sir Og]

wtfp?™

[Zoid]

Is this her?

[VetLegion]

That was a really weird thing to say. I think Pekka's been watching too much anime. That's something I'd expect a horny Japanese teenager to say. I've heard that over there in Japanland they even have vending machines with women's underwear.

Anyway, suggestion: just pretend like it never happened. I don't think something like that would kill your chances if the girl really liked you. I've said worse things and came out victorious

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by Pekka
Isn't it a saying in English also? It's a saying in Finnish at least.

It is.

And a famous variation:

Little ol' lady: How'd you like the opera, dear?
Julia Roberts; I liked it so much I almost peed my pants!
Little ol' lady:
Richard Gere: She said she liked it better than The Pirates of Panzance.

[Pekka]

so yeah, ok, so there's no REAL problem, I just added a joke into the saying, and you guys say I'm weird. That was funny man, not something everyone would get, but still, funny.

[KrazyHorse]

That "joke" was really creepy and weird. And not particularly funny, even if you understand you were ****ing around.

Remember, you don't know this girl that well.

[Pekka]

creepy and weird. No it wasn't. I'll give you creepy and weird, that was day time nice joke.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
That "joke" was really creepy and weird.

QFT x1000.

[Pekka]

This is because you are racists. If you hear an African tribesmen laughing at their joke, and you think it's not funny, it's because you can't understand it, not because the joke isn't funny. YOu are just showing some true colours here...

[Zkribbler]

"Creepy and weird" was the joke