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Yes, it's true.
I've had a crush on this girl for about a week or so. She's really beautiful in a unique way, and she has a great sense of style. Plus, she is actually intelligent, and has a good sense of humour.. or so I thought.
So we had this assignment, I paired up with her with much force, because I had difficulties engaging into 1-on-1 activity. So now I had an excuse to chat her up a lot, so I tried to make her like me. I tried my usual approaches, sending the probes to see what I should do, but I didn't get any answers. So I just fell back to the safe one, and tried to make her laugh. It was easy, in fact, it was like a button, push it and she laughs, push it twice and she laughs really hard.
So I did that for a while, so that she was confused for losing so much energy into laughing. Then she asked me what I'm trying to do, like in a jokingly way, but I knew what it was. It was a come on sign. It was a sign saying, yes, I want you to engage now and ask me something personal and showcase your real interest.
So what did I do? I said, quoting directly, "I'm trying to make you laugh so hard that you'll pee in your pants, and then I want those pants".
Man it got akward FAST. I knew she didn't get it, or she did, but she also thought I'm some weird psycho, like maybe only 5% chance, but it's still a chance. She got totally weirded out, I think I blew my chances. Too bad, I was looking forward sniffing her perfect butt. I'll try again though, but later. Maybe she forgets that I joked about getting her panties with her pee in it. Because, it's not really something I truly want you know.. I don't want panties with pee in it.
I've had a crush on this girl for about a week or so. She's really beautiful in a unique way, and she has a great sense of style. Plus, she is actually intelligent, and has a good sense of humour.. or so I thought.
So we had this assignment, I paired up with her with much force, because I had difficulties engaging into 1-on-1 activity. So now I had an excuse to chat her up a lot, so I tried to make her like me. I tried my usual approaches, sending the probes to see what I should do, but I didn't get any answers. So I just fell back to the safe one, and tried to make her laugh. It was easy, in fact, it was like a button, push it and she laughs, push it twice and she laughs really hard.
So I did that for a while, so that she was confused for losing so much energy into laughing. Then she asked me what I'm trying to do, like in a jokingly way, but I knew what it was. It was a come on sign. It was a sign saying, yes, I want you to engage now and ask me something personal and showcase your real interest.
So what did I do? I said, quoting directly, "I'm trying to make you laugh so hard that you'll pee in your pants, and then I want those pants".
Man it got akward FAST. I knew she didn't get it, or she did, but she also thought I'm some weird psycho, like maybe only 5% chance, but it's still a chance. She got totally weirded out, I think I blew my chances. Too bad, I was looking forward sniffing her perfect butt. I'll try again though, but later. Maybe she forgets that I joked about getting her panties with her pee in it. Because, it's not really something I truly want you know.. I don't want panties with pee in it.
@ Pekka.
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