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1. Jack Bauer: ain't no family reunion like a Bauer family reunion.
2. Hamri Al-Assad: on his way to Washington; I hope we haven't seen the last of him.
3. Chief of Staff Tom Lennox: hate his politics, but he is growing on me.
4. Abu Fayed: planning on using all four remaining suitcase nukes in LA? Wouldn't be my plan.
5. Bill Buchanan: continues to be Best CTU Boss Ever, which is damning faint praise.
6. Nadia Yassir: I'd like to see her get something to do, but she's still hot.
7. Walid Al-Rezani: dude is about to get a shiv for his trouble.
8. Chloe O'Brian: how did Chloe, the high-functioning Asperger's patient, get to be our emotional touchstone?
9. National Security Adviser Karen Hayes: I just expect more of her; at least try to get Wayne to grow a pair.
10. President Wayne Palmer: lame-ass delivery of that speech, dude.
11. Marilyn Bauer: I've always been a sucker for the ice princess look, though this storyline is obviously going to be annoying.
12. Milo Pressman: ....yup, still skeevy.
13. Morris O'Brian: ...yup, still annoying.
14. Sandra Palmer: stop being so shrill, and just do something already!
15. Graham/Graem Bauer: this unmitigated toolbox is somehow a criminal mastermind? You ****ting me? Leaving aside the whole brother thing.
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2657. Kim
2658. Kim-threatening cougar
2659. Josh Bauer: this kid is clearly going to end up a hostage within the next 3 episodes, and the writers won't even have the good sense to kill him.
Likely to be ranked next week: Jack's dad
Possibly ranked next week, if they continue to be semi-important: Darren McCarthy, Fayed's nuke guy (who definitely would have been ranked had be been played by Eddie Izzard, as originally planned); Darren's ho; that FBI Agent who is pissing off Sandra; and Salim, the interned terrorist Walid is getting close to.
Rankings pending possible returns: Charles Logan, Martha Logan, Audrey Raines, Mike Novick, Aaron Pierce, James Heller--any one of whom would be automatic top 6 at this point.
Please, God, no: Kim Bauer.
2. Hamri Al-Assad: on his way to Washington; I hope we haven't seen the last of him.
3. Chief of Staff Tom Lennox: hate his politics, but he is growing on me.
4. Abu Fayed: planning on using all four remaining suitcase nukes in LA? Wouldn't be my plan.
5. Bill Buchanan: continues to be Best CTU Boss Ever, which is damning faint praise.
6. Nadia Yassir: I'd like to see her get something to do, but she's still hot.
7. Walid Al-Rezani: dude is about to get a shiv for his trouble.
8. Chloe O'Brian: how did Chloe, the high-functioning Asperger's patient, get to be our emotional touchstone?
9. National Security Adviser Karen Hayes: I just expect more of her; at least try to get Wayne to grow a pair.
10. President Wayne Palmer: lame-ass delivery of that speech, dude.
11. Marilyn Bauer: I've always been a sucker for the ice princess look, though this storyline is obviously going to be annoying.
12. Milo Pressman: ....yup, still skeevy.
13. Morris O'Brian: ...yup, still annoying.
14. Sandra Palmer: stop being so shrill, and just do something already!
15. Graham/Graem Bauer: this unmitigated toolbox is somehow a criminal mastermind? You ****ting me? Leaving aside the whole brother thing.
......
2657. Kim
2658. Kim-threatening cougar
2659. Josh Bauer: this kid is clearly going to end up a hostage within the next 3 episodes, and the writers won't even have the good sense to kill him.
Likely to be ranked next week: Jack's dad
Possibly ranked next week, if they continue to be semi-important: Darren McCarthy, Fayed's nuke guy (who definitely would have been ranked had be been played by Eddie Izzard, as originally planned); Darren's ho; that FBI Agent who is pissing off Sandra; and Salim, the interned terrorist Walid is getting close to.
Rankings pending possible returns: Charles Logan, Martha Logan, Audrey Raines, Mike Novick, Aaron Pierce, James Heller--any one of whom would be automatic top 6 at this point.
Please, God, no: Kim Bauer.
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