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  • #76
    A sport needs to have endurance as well as skill

    else it's either a game or an exercise/biking
    Monkey!!!

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    • #77
      Poker and pool are games.
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #78
        Originally posted by Asher

        There are no real answers other than these guys are, by and large, out of shape.
        any of the o linemen can run faster than you for longer distances.
        "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
        'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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        • #79
          Originally posted by MRT144
          any of the o linemen can run faster than you for longer distances.
          Linemen? I very seriously doubt that...

          I see those guys huffing and puffing after having to move 20 yards at anything other than walking speed.
          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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          • #80
            Originally posted by SlowwHand
            Poker and pool are games.
            as is darts

            so why is a pitcher an athlete?
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            • #81
              Originally posted by Asher
              Depends -- are you talking about endurance or strength?

              I'd like to see that guy play NHL-calibre ice hockey for 60 minutes and not be winded. Works different muscles than the legs alone.
              There are only 2 players that play 60 minutes of a hockey game. Goalies.

              Do you even understand your own sport?

              Ever heard of line changes?

              Being on skates aleviates the damage a lot of hits do. football players get hurt because they don't slide on the ground when hit.

              ACK!
              Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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              • #82
                whats the difference between american football and rugby ?
                I need a foot massage

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                • #83
                  padding, and the nature of the hits, I'd assume?
                  Resident Filipina Lady Boy Expert.

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by Tuberski
                    Being on skates aleviates the damage a lot of hits do. football players get hurt because they don't slide on the ground when hit.

                    ACK!
                    Hahahaha...

                    That's right, moving far faster with far more momentum alleviates the damage a lot of hits can do.

                    And, as you know, hockey players are checked all the time directly from behind, so they can utilize the skates to divert that energy into motion!

                    They never crash into the very hard ice, at all. Skates.
                    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                    • #85
                      Hockey was a ***** when they used to play wearing snowshoes.
                      Resident Filipina Lady Boy Expert.

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                      • #86
                        asher, can you run the 40 in less than 5 seconds? the fact they are huffing puffing is the result of not pacing themselves because football is a sport of short bursts.

                        even then, you would be smoked by a guy like orlando pace or jonathan odgen
                        "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                        'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                        • #87
                          But who really cares about hockey anyway... Maybe up north they do, but in the US, even beach volleyball does better ratings than hockey play off games. The game is so crappy, the fans here have given up on it. Attendence is down, some teams have to PAY to have their games broadcast on radio... Frankly, it's a second rate sport. Maybe the great studs that Asher keeps talking about should take up a real sport.
                          Keep on Civin'
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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by Japher


                            as is darts

                            so why is a pitcher an athlete?
                            Because he's not throwing darts?
                            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                            • #89
                              baseball players are not athletes in general, especially not pitchers. you ever watch upper deck beck try to run? or david ortiz? or bob wickman?

                              however, every soccer player is an athlete.
                              "Everything for the State, nothing against the State, nothing outside the State" - Benito Mussolini

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                              • #90
                                I just realized that if using my definition of an athlete then binge drinking and competitive eating would be sports...
                                Monkey!!!

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