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  • #76
    bad choices...

    stereotypes
    To us, it is the BEAST.

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    • #77
      Originally posted by Winston
      Damn, I thought you had somehow rounded up a couple of dozen young girls longing for affection in your basement.
      Am I the only one that thinks that Winston's expecting to find "a couple of dozen young girls" stashed in someone's basement is somewhat odd?

      Do you need to share something with us, Winston?

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      • #78
        Why would anyone, young girl or not, long for affection in a basement, of all places?
        THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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        • #79
          Ben seemed to get the joke, which basically is all that matters.

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          • #80

            i think that would depend on the someone who owns the basement, if its bens basement then sure cause wed all know where the kidnaped young girls of the world are, but if not then prolly nothing to worry bout
            When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
            "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
            Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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            • #81
              The contortionist is right.

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              • #82
                What, you don't think they'd want to come to my basement?
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                • #83
                  Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
                  What, you don't think they'd want to come to my basement?

                  im sure they would if they were kidnapped!, Dont think they have much choice then
                  Oh you meant of thier own free will
                  When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
                  "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
                  Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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                  • #84
                    I'm already married, so I can't answer, but (as Ben already knows), I certainly didn't marry the homemaker!

                    -Arrian
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                    • #85
                      In Soviet Russia, home makes YOU!
                      To us, it is the BEAST.

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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by Sirotnikov
                        Am I the only one that thinks that Winston's expecting to find "a couple of dozen young girls" stashed in someone's basement is somewhat odd?
                        No, you're not.

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                        • #87
                          Finally someone gives a straight response!

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                          • #88
                            Straight, but way too conformist.

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                            • #89
                              Of your choices , itys probably none of the above with the spunky girl the only one with a chance

                              Conservative homemaker-- I can get good food and a maid service elsewhere and if conservative means "strait-laced" or " erotically unimaginative"-- no thanks

                              Barfly-- The stereotype here is a heavy-drinking partier whose best years are behind her

                              Spunky-- I like women that speak their mind and it depends how far spunky might tend into "insane' or "combative'

                              I could go with what I got in a wife--- witty, passionate , spunky professionally employed woman thats a decent enough homemaker (knows the numbers to all the best restaurants) and a great mom
                              You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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                              • #90
                                elle!

                                -=Vel=-

                                (and yes guys, she's 100% woman)
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