Calling on all bachelors

[elle]

How about... a witty and clever, not-at-all-conservative wife, who works from home, knows how to cook, and sometimes drinks Cosmos on the weekend with her girlfiends?

A nice combination of all three, I'd say.

[Ben Kenobi]

I think he was trying to have a good thread on a weekend

Whoa...

Someone gets it!

[Ben Kenobi]

How about... a witty and clever, not-at-all-conservative wife, who works from home, knows how to cook, and sometimes drinks Cosmos on the weekend with her girlfiends

Do you have her number?

[elle]

Sorry, I don't give out my number.

[Ben Kenobi]

Not you, I'm talking about this lady you were talking about earlier.

[elle]

Yeah, me too.



And really, the only thing you could argue would be the witty part.

[Ben Kenobi]

Wit? I'm not sure I see any. You'll have to show me so I don't miss it.

[elle]

Did you not just hear me say that the witty part was arguable?

[Ben Kenobi]

I heard you. Just waiting for it to actually appear.

I guess it ain't around cause I'm still waiting.

[elle]

Sorry, but I have no idea what you're on about.

[Cort Haus]

Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
Wit? I'm not sure I see any. You'll have to show me so I don't miss it.

Are you sure you'd notice it?

WRT spunky broads, perhaps we should be thinking of Lauren Bacall.

Bogart
Bacall

However, this poll is invalid. Where's teh option for the girl with the right musical tastes, interests and dress-sense?

[elle]

Hey, Cort Haus! How are you?


Oh, and I knew you would have a sense of humour.

[Colonâ„¢]

Are you a broad?

[self biased]

oh. wait. i can't contribute to this thread anymore.

[Cort Haus]

Hey elle,

don't worry about Ben. I think he's trying to be clever.

You're alllllriiiight . [/Bacall]