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  • #61
    Easy isn't the entire issue.
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    • #62
      Originally posted by SlowwHand
      You Brits are zany.
      I am sure Texans are perfectly sane and rational people.
      "The purpose of studying economics is not to acquire a set of ready-made answers to economic questions, but to learn how to avoid being deceived by economists."
      -Joan Robinson

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      • #63
        Originally posted by MRT144
        PH, at least you dont have the misfortune of being ridiculed because you had sex, contracted a disease and it freaks people out and keeps them from ever really being in a relationship with you.
        I encountered someone who actually had the nerve to automatically assume that because I am gay, I must have AIDS or some other godawful "*** disease." Not quite what you go through, but I can certainly sympathize.
        The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

        The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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        • #64
          You have it easy. I've been called a pervert just because I said I like to kill little girls and store them in my basement.

          I don't even have a basement.
          Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

          It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
          The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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          • #65
            Originally posted by Henrik



            Hmmm, move to Lund? If those are the only criteria there are tons of people like that here...
            I´m thinking of getting my masters degree in Media & Communication Studies, I might as well get it in Lund... A change in scenery might do me good.

            But probably not as I need to live for free if I´m going to pay back my debts and eat at the same time...
            I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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            • #66
              Originally posted by Last Conformist
              You have it easy. I've been called a pervert just because I said I like to kill little girls and store them in my basement.

              I don't even have a basement.
              Well, storing them in the attic makes it ok, as long as it's properly sealed against moisture...
              The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

              The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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              • #67
                Originally posted by notyoueither


                Eventually someone would follow you home and take off her clothes in your bed if you don't insist on disuading her.
                I'm dissuading no one

                Problem is, all those who do want to follow me home to my bed aren't the ones who I want to be doing so. A mutual match would be nice...
                Speaking of Erith:

                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                • #68
                  oh ph, standards are so passe. bless your heart though, you remind me of my good friend farand and I cant ever be too harsh on someone like him.
                  "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                  'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                  • #69
                    It's not just an issue of standards, it's an issue of repulsion...
                    Speaking of Erith:

                    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                    • #70
                      Well PH, you face a tough choice. Either you can pretend to be deeply concerned about this guy to try and get this thread back on topic or you can spend another 2-3 pages trying to get people to stop talking about your sex life...
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                      • #71
                        You're gay. Just accept it already.
                        Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                        It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                        The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                        • #72
                          haha, youve never considered the option of doing things out of spite have you? you could be considered a national hero if you were the man knocking off the women no other man would. how can you turn down ticker tape parades out of hand?
                          "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                          'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by DRoseDARs


                            I encountered someone who actually had the nerve to automatically assume that because I am gay, I must have AIDS or some other godawful "*** disease." Not quite what you go through, but I can certainly sympathize.
                            you do have a *** disease called "being so goddamn fabulous!" and
                            "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                            'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by Elok
                              Well PH, you face a tough choice. Either you can pretend to be deeply concerned about this guy to try and get this thread back on topic or you can spend another 2-3 pages trying to get people to stop talking about your sex life...
                              Third option is to bang the wife, now that she's divorcing anyway, and post about that.
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                              • #75
                                Lemons into lemonade.
                                I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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