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  • #46
    It's not about looks, I've never really craved for a woman like that. But at the end of the day, I don't have the confidence. I have confidence in all other aspects of my life but this is the exception. I've dwelled on it for too long, and I refuse to dwell on it any further...
    Speaking of Erith:

    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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    • #47
      I´m holding out for someone with a sense of humor, a liking of sf/comics/pop culture and who isn´t a total idiot. Apparently my standards are to high...
      I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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      • #48
        Look at it this way. If you've given up, and you think you won't succeed, you've got nothig to lose by trying. You're no worse off. I doubt more rejection can make you feel worse about yourself than you obviously do. Just go to a pub and ask ever single girl there if she wants to have sex. with you.

        One of them will. I swear to god it works.

        Everyone deserves love. Don't give up.
        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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        • #49
          Get in the queue
          Speaking of Erith:

          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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          • #50
            Actually I have met exactly that woman. But she wasn´t interested in me as a boyfriend. So she´s become one of my best friends. We hang out several times a week. We have a weird kind of semi-relationship...
            I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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            • #51
              Give her some ecstasy.
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                I don't think I wrote that much. The most scary thing is that I am sure I must have mentioned my mother in that email, which makes it even more scary
                Was the threesome suggestion for the woman, yourself and your mother? THAT'S SICK MAN.

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Pekka
                  Sue him.
                  The laughs eventually fade but get all of his money and you'll always be able to check your bank account.
                  Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                    Look at it this way. If you've given up, and you think you won't succeed, you've got nothig to lose by trying. You're no worse off. I doubt more rejection can make you feel worse about yourself than you obviously do. Just go to a pub and ask ever single girl there if she wants to have sex. with you.

                    One of them will. I swear to god it works.

                    Everyone deserves love. Don't give up.
                    how is random sex love?

                    I could get random sex, I choose not to

                    JM
                    Jon Miller-
                    I AM.CANADIAN
                    GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                      Get in the queue
                      It's "Get in line." you silly Brit.

                      The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                      The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                      • #56
                        PH, at least you dont have the misfortune of being ridiculed because you had sex, contracted a disease and it freaks people out and keeps them from ever really being in a relationship with you.

                        its like becoming sick from eating chocolate but loving it none the less. you know its probably going to wind up badly but you cant help yourself.

                        speaking of which halloween is coming up
                        "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                        'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                          It's not about looks, I've never really craved for a woman like that. But at the end of the day, I don't have the confidence. I have confidence in all other aspects of my life but this is the exception. I've dwelled on it for too long, and I refuse to dwell on it any further...
                          Eventually someone would follow you home and take off her clothes in your bed if you don't insist on disuading her.
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                          (")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by Zoid
                            I´m holding out for someone with a sense of humor, a liking of sf/comics/pop culture and who isn´t a total idiot. Apparently my standards are to high...

                            Hmmm, move to Lund? If those are the only criteria there are tons of people like that here...
                            No Fighting here, this is the war room!

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by Jon Miller


                              how is random sex love?

                              I could get random sex, I choose not to

                              JM
                              Come on. You know you can't wait to walk up to a woman on the street, say 'I like your shoes, do you want to ****' and get lucky.

                              Admit it.
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                              (")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

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                              • #60
                                Bars/drunken parties are much easier than the street..

                                JM
                                Jon Miller-
                                I AM.CANADIAN
                                GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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